Whelp, there it is. Watson gets 11 games off. He also gets a measly 5 million dollar fine, which is roughly 2% of his huge guaranteed contract. That’s it. What a joke. The one time we could have actually used[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First up, Draw Play news: I will be traveling for a wedding soon, so no comics till maybe next Friday. I also messed up my wrist somehow a couple weeks ago and it’s still kinda bugging me, so I might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m back! What did I miss? Oh, the Punt God was a rapist? Cool! Anything else? Aaron Donald got away with being a shithead again? Well, if I had to pick one of those things to talk about, let’s go[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I assume most people who actually come to this site and comment aren’t on twitter, which, good for you, but if you ever wonder where a lot of my ideas originate it’s my activity on there. Anyway this one is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WE’RE BACK BABY! Expected question: are cartoon picks coming back? YOU BET THEY ARE! It might get a little weirder this year as I actually have plans to do things again after two years of huddling like the unibomber in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WEEK 1 ALMOST DONE! LETS OVERREACT TO TRADITIONALLY THE HARDEST WEEK TO JUDGE! *clears throat* NEW YORK GIANTS FOOTBALL BAYBEEEEEE Yes. It’s week 1. The Titans may have just had an off day. Todd Downing, the Titans O-coordinator, made some[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Week 1 is generally a week to be taken completely with a grain of salt. Everyone is rusty. Teams are discombobulated. New coaches are figuring things out. Old players aren’t up to speed yet. Hype and expectations are out of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Bears are in a weird place right now. Virginia Halas McCaskey managed to outlive the Queen but she’ll be gone pretty soon unless she uses Lazarus pits. There are rumors about internal strife amongst the ownership of the team,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WEEK 2 IN THE BOOKS! Sort of. We have *checks notes* two simultaneous games on tonight? What the fuck? The Superbowl Hangover. It’s real, isn’t it? The Bengals are having a bad time. They looked like butt against the Steelers[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The greatest home-field advantage in the NFL is not Seattle. It is not Miami. It is not KC, or the Super dome, or Foxboro, or being the opposing team in SoFi. It is Jacksonville, exclusively when the Colts come to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
