The Redskins have been confirmed to have traded a King’s Ransom in draft picks to the Rams, who are slated to draft second. This all but confirms the Skins are drafting Robert Griffin the 3rd. The ransom? They swap first[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tony Romo sucks under pressure. Tony Romo can’t win the big one. Tony Romo only dates dumb blond celebrities. Tony Romo makes bad decisions. Tony Romo is “unclutch”. Tony Romo is a big wuss. These are all common criticisms of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hate the Cowboys, but at this point even I have a little sympathy for their fans. Most of the horrible 90’s bandwagoners have either moved on to new teams or have now suffered through a decade of spectacular failure. The Cowboys[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Forced visual puns are the best puns. Anyway long time followers know I’m actually a big defender of Tony Romo and think he gets a lot of undeserved hate, but sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
So there was football on this weekend. I know, right? I watched the whole game, too. I remember exactly one play. I also remember Kyle Orton getting pulled after one series, depriving us of the redneck drunk TD passing we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Andy Reid looks like a giant red tomato in his Kansas City Chiefs outfit. All his years with the Eagles makes sense now, Tomatoes are green before they ripen.
Ah, the thrill of victory. The agony of defeat. The…apathy of tie?
Was there any other way this game could have ended? The Cowboys, fighting for the division crown for the 3rd year in a row? That INT was never in doubt. When the Cowboys got the ball back within a TD[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sean Lee already tore his ACL and is out for the season. I guess no one will ever know just how good he is, because he can’t stay healthy for longer than 2 minutes. Sean Lee is Mr. Glass from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So one obnoxious drunk Seahawks fan gets a bad premature Super Bowl champion tattoo and gets fortunate that his decision didn’t cost him regret later, and now I’ve seen at least 3 “2015” champion tattoos pop up, one for Dallas,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
