Tony Romo sucks under pressure. Tony Romo can’t win the big one. Tony Romo only dates dumb blond celebrities. Tony Romo makes bad decisions. Tony Romo is “unclutch”. Tony Romo is a big wuss. These are all common criticisms of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hate the Cowboys, but at this point even I have a little sympathy for their fans. Most of the horrible 90’s bandwagoners have either moved on to new teams or have now suffered through a decade of spectacular failure. The Cowboys[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Forced visual puns are the best puns. Anyway long time followers know I’m actually a big defender of Tony Romo and think he gets a lot of undeserved hate, but sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
2011. Cowboys and Giants in a must win week 17 game. Win and playoffs. Lose and go home. Dallas goes home 8-8. 2012. Cowboys and Redskins in a must win week 17 game. Win and playoffs. Lose and go home.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s nice that Tony Romo is has finally started to get the recognition he’s deserved for a while for being a great QB. He still has that dumb stigma about being unclutch but it’s slowly fading as people realize he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Cowboys went 8-8 three years straight, each year losing the final game of the season to the eventual division winner. It was an incredible streak, especially since Romo tended to have bad “romo-esque” meltdowns, and each game was lost[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, now that things have calmed down somewhat I guess I’ll say my piece. I would have done it earlier but was having a tough time coming up with a joke. So the Detroit/Dallas game was quite the kerfluffle wasn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Read TheDrawPlay.com, the only site on the entire internet that depicts two huge meathead football players getting into a fight over the causes of World War 1. Stay for the puns and butts. So a team with Dez Bryant and a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
HOCKEY! The Dallas Stars fought the good fight but fell in the final game, rather horrendously, to the Saint Louis Blues. Maybe it was just a team failing. Maybe it was a classic chokejob in front of the home crowd.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comic 600! Hooray milestones! 600 comics and only like 25% of them are bad puns. I might do another advanced statistics look at the DP again, like I did for comic 300, just to see what’s interesting. First off, even if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
