Dak Prescott has played two preseason games and he’s pretty much already Jesus. Early reaction bias must be noted, but it’s hard to look at what he’s done so far and not be incredibly impressed. And angry. Stupid Cowboys, getting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So Geno is starting for the Jets. At the beginning of the season I felt Fitz was the superior QB. I actually still think that, but I agree with the Jets now that Geno should start. Fitzpatrick might be a better[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I made a comic about the Jets QB fight a few weeks ago that used the Dak/Tony debate as a set up and then everyone just talked about the Dak/Tony debate in the comments anyway, which made me feel bad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comic 600! Hooray milestones! 600 comics and only like 25% of them are bad puns. I might do another advanced statistics look at the DP again, like I did for comic 300, just to see what’s interesting. First off, even if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Betcha thought that was going in a more innocent direction, didn’t ya? Betcha thought it was a Tony Romo dream joke didn’t yah? Well now you’re here thinkin’ bout Skip Bayless touching his nethers and I’ve probably lost half my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It recently came out that Dak Prescott had some autographs signed by a machine or something? I guess? I say we ban him from the NFL. This is an incredible blemish on the NFL, that the new star leader of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I touched on this very briefly with the last comic but lets take a deeper moment to appreciate the worst call of the playoffs so far: Dak Prescott getting “sacked” by his own lineman, La’el Collins. Maybe it’s just recency[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh my god, Falcons. If there is any coach in this league that should probably just get fired, it’s Adam Gase. But if you open that question up to the top 2 coaches that should just get fired, it is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dak tried to avoid answering the vaccination question by claiming it was a HIPAA violation to do so. It isn’t, by the way. It very much isn’t. At this point, a player dodging the question isn’t a new story nor[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When the Cowboys lost this past weekend I couldn’t get that stupid Meta Quest commercial out of my head. Yes, the Whopper one, but also this one, which would easily be my most annoying ad of 2022 if the whopper[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
