So Gronk got offered 3.75 million dollars to be in a porn scene with Porn actress Bibi Jones. The NFL and the Patriots probably won’t let him do it, so this will have to do. Anyway, I hope you aren’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Happy Valentines Day, dear readers. For those of you poor souls who have been dragged to the stupid softcore porn movie with the boring color palette my candy hearts go out to you. If you do, just pretend the main[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dak Prescott has played two preseason games and he’s pretty much already Jesus. Early reaction bias must be noted, but it’s hard to look at what he’s done so far and not be incredibly impressed. And angry. Stupid Cowboys, getting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The long wait is over. All the bullshit, all the turmoil, all the depression and the sadness and the anger that has surrounded the NFL…it’s still there, but at least the one good thing about it is back is back: the actual[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cam Newton is apparently not having sex this month? Don’t Keep Pounding! I guess he mentioned that he needed something to challenge him while recovering from shoulder surgery and I guess not doing the nasty counts. I guess. I know[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every single Chiefs game I have watched this year has, at minimum once, had the announcers playfully bring up the 13 seconds thing. I’m not even a Bills fan and I am tired of it. Did you know? Patrick Mahomes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
