Happy Valentines Day
Feb14
on February 14, 2015
at 12:01 am
Happy Valentines Day, dear readers. For those of you poor souls who have been dragged to the stupid softcore porn movie with the boring color palette my candy hearts go out to you. If you do, just pretend the main guy is Gronk and you are watching a weird sequel to A Gronking to Remember.
Oh trust me, my GF wanted to see the movie.
I wish they made a hardcore version of this movie. But sigh, it’s impossoble since the studio owns the plot and any attempt to make a parody of the movie would result in a lawsuit.
Wait, is the Gronk Erotica still available to be made into a movie?!?!??
(Sets up my own porn studio and gets rights the Gronk erotica movie)
Parody is protected free speech; you can’t sue over it.
Also, THIS WHOLE THING is essentially only legal because of parody-protection laws. It’s basically fan-fic of Twilight.
That’s right. 50SoG is TWILIGHT. Without the vampires and werewolves.
You girlfriend wants to see Twilight: the Abusive Years.
Also, why is Gronk playing for Sexy Rexy?!?!?! (Is it Sexy Rexy awareness month again?)
I want this to be a franchise
His desires are… unconventional.
50 Shades Of Russell Wilson is a short story.
Fifty Shades of Tebow is literally just fifty pages of Russell Wilson game photos in different colors.
And by Russell Wilson I mean Tim Tebow. Derp.
What city is that?
Boston!
can’t be, you can see a city under all the snow
I’m guessing Boston…
This right here has inspired me to make my first comment ever. As a Pats fan… This is GLORIOUS
As a fellow Pats fan…Gronk’s end is *tight*, y’all. 🙂