Another Combine is here, which means another attempt by Rich Eisen to run the 40. Be careful, Rich, if you perform well enough the NFL is going to test you.

Of course Rich’s agent will say it’s just Adderall and not HGH, we’ll get the expected apology and attempt to appeal, but he’ll lose and we will have to suffer a 4 week Rich Eisen-less NFL network, which will be a huge crime. Hopefully this is his only infraction because lord knows the NFL will not tolerate repeat offenses.