A question of identity
Oct25
on October 25, 2014
at 12:01 am
I can’t remember what I was going to write here. I look in my mind and I see a missile, made of black and yellow, coming at my head at a million miles per hour.
I can’t remember what happens next. I have glimpses. Sitting on a bench while an old guy throws a brown ball to someone wearing a different colored shirt. A mad coach, yelling at me, yelling at the guy with the tattoos next to me, always yelling. Most recently I see a man crying on the ground, always clutching his foot. A handsome man, who always looks sad.
Am I lost?
I don’t remember if I was ever found
I always felt like Colt McCoy got a raw deal in Cleveland. He wasn’t worse than Weeden, and what on earth did he have to work with? One year of Peyton Hillis being not-terrible(1,177 yards isn’t bad, but it’s not amazing by NFL standards), and that’s it. Five of the top six WRs from the 2010 Browns are out of the league. The only other one was Josh Cribbs, who as great as he is returning, is not a good receiver. 2011 saw the addition of Greg Little, now in Cincinnati – his third team in two years – with less than 2,000 yards in four seasons, and Ron Windsor, who is in the arena leagues now. Oh, and 2011 also saw McCoy lose the one thing he actually had to sorta count on in 2010, Peyton Hillis.
McCoy isn’t going to be Tom Brady and make a crappy team win division titles, but he’s not the bum people treat him like. He’s better than Captain Kirk, and that might be all he needs to be if RG3 continues to be made of glass. Washington has a lot of offensive talent, maybe we’ll finally see what he can do.
“He’s better than Captain Kirk”
His fall has been spectacularly advanced this season.
I think at the least, McCoy’s mobility will allow him to survive somewhat longer behind Washington’s O-line.
I agree 100% – McCoy was never going to be an elite quarterback but I thought that if you surrounded him with some decent talent you could get decent results. I guess that maybe sounds like damning with faint praise, but when you get right down to it, there’s apparently a place for Yo Gabba Gabbert in the NFL so how could there not be one for Colt McCoy?
For a while I thought we were heading for another Jay Cutler gag. If not for the Dan Snyder pic it still could have been.
I thought it was going to be another Sexy Rexy comic, once I saw the pic of Snyder…
Can you make a comic about how painfully awkward that Andy Dalton Pepsi commercial is? It haunts my dreams.
I’m kinda hoping for a Clowney/Watt destruction sandwich of That’s 70’s QB Zach Mettenberger. If that happens, think you can work up a good one for that? Mettenberger seems to be good for a laugh these days, and hell, he’s the only Titans player worth talking about
Bishop Sankey?
And McCoy just led the Redskins to a win over the Cowboys…. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!