Don’t wanna be a fat maaaaaaaaan, have not the patience to ignore all that

forced to admit most of my problems come from being fat

won’t waste my time feeling sorry for him, I’ve seen the other side to being thin

roll us both down a mountain, and I’m sure the fat man would win

-Jethro Tull, “Fat Man”


JaMarcus wants to make an NFL comeback. I wish the big guy luck. I hope he can one day be thin and trim again, so that we can laugh when his pocket presence still sucks horribly. Also, I will make a bet. If JaMarcus ends up on a 53 man roster next year, on a team, I will record a video of myself reading altered lyrics to the song quoted above as if I am William Shatner. If I forget this bet, feel free to mention it to me.