That Cam Newton/little kid commercial for the Play 60 thing was really cute and funny the first few times I saw it. But like every good thing, they just kept playing it and playing it. By the end of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The whole “sulking with a towel on his head” thing that haunted Cam Newton in the media last year was seriously the dumbest thing. First off, he wears the towel all the time. It’s not like he put it on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, shake it up, Olsen, now (Shake it up, Olsen) Twist and shout (Twist and shout) C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, Olsen, now (Come on Olsen) If they catch me I’ll get thrown out (get thrown out) Well, work it on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every year, one whole division largely under achieves. The division winner ends up 8-8 or 9-7 and everyone starts having the same tired discussion. “How can we let these teams in the playoffs? We are leaving out much more deserving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off, I want to say I’m really glad Cam is going to be fine. I never would have drawn this one otherwise. Once we found out he’s more or less okay it was like a giant signal to crack[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been patiently waiting this whole offseason for the moment Wilson or Luck finally gets the big paycheck so I could make a continuation of the Fort Elite Money running gag I’ve had going since Flacco’s contract, but instead of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wrote a huge rant that I’ve edited down about a million times, and I’m just going to scrap it because I don’t want to sound preachy and almost everything about this subject has pretty much been said by better[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Social Media is a wonderful thing for so many reasons, but man has it ruined memes. Nothing fun lasts long anymore. Two months ago I’d never even heard of dabbing in my life. Now everyone is doing it to such[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I knew the Broncos could do it. I didn’t think they actually would, but I knew they could. I smelled an upset for 2 weeks because of the hype and the instant crowing of everything Cam does. I didn’t have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hate it when you tell yourself to not do something so much out of worry that you end up doing it by accident. Alright, it’s time for one more lengthy thinkpiece about Cam Newton because the internet doesn’t have enough[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
