I’ve been patiently waiting this whole offseason for the moment Wilson or Luck finally gets the big paycheck so I could make a continuation of the Fort Elite Money running gag I’ve had going since Flacco’s contract, but instead of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Those name puns were suggested to me by a fan and I thought them too perfect to pass up. I also jumped on the idea to do a Dolphins comic, who are one of the teams I tend to neglect.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m sure some of you expected this on Thursday but the news broke too late for me to hit it. Not a lucky break. ANDREW LUCK IS NOW THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYER IN NFL HISTORY. And another chapter to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This was a little story that flew under the radar this past week. Laremy Tunsil, he of the gas mask bong NFL draft drop, slipped in the shower and hurt his ankle. Classic. He joins a long line of NFL[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dolphins with one of the first major injuries of the preseason! Who had money on the Phins? Congrats, you’re a winner. Ryan Tannehill might be dead. Tannehill was scrambling at practice and appeared to jam his left knee up towards[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome back my friend to a new season of Injured Reserve. What should we expect this year? The season premier started strong with the introduction of what is sure to be a favorite character this year, Ryan Tannehill. He comes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And now our good friend Ryan Tannehill has finally, finally begun his journey into the realm of the journeyman backup, where he was always meant to be. Unless you think he’s going to breakout. Unless you think he’s a star.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yup, did all that so I could casually kill Ryan Tannehill. Ryan Tannehill never belonged. Thank you for enjoying this week of deep lore, friends. Now stop asking for money comics. Honestly with the lack of news happening I might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well sadly the Titans run of chaos has ended. I will miss it, but they put up a hell of a fight and even looked like they could have won that game for a while. Mike Vrabel still has his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Damn you, Tannehill How dare you do this to me. You were supposed to be dead. Anyway we’re in superhero territory now. Bort and Flacco are also currently free agents, and I might have to figure out what to do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
