The Rise Of The Money Phoenix
Apr13
on April 13, 2020
at 12:01 am
Damn you, Tannehill
How dare you do this to me. You were supposed to be dead.
Anyway we’re in superhero territory now. Bort and Flacco are also currently free agents, and I might have to figure out what to do if they retire. Especially Flacco.
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Wait, if Tannehill’s contract is enough for the Money Saga, does that mean we have a Brady appearance coming along?
Nah, Brady wouldn’t be fun in this group, It’s more for the younger generational ones
If we’re in superhero territory, I think Brady making a cameo as Thanos (Tomos?) with all his rings would be fun…
I’m picturing him being like Frank Gore in the “Running Back Contracts” Gridiron Heights episode. All, “Who needs big contracts, just play for 20 years!”
Man I really hope the Titans contend again this year (or whenever football comes back), if I could pick any team other than my own to win it all it’d be them. I just have no faith last year’s magic can be replicated…
They have a smart coach, Generational RB, good receivers, and most importantly, they are strong as hell in the trenches. I think all Tanny really has to do is stay healthy, and this is an extremely winnable division. Houston *barely* won the division last year, and they have only been hemorrhaging talent this off season. The Colts are going to be better than expected I think, but Tennessee is the team to beat. Even before Tanny took over, that team was playing harder and rougher than anyone was expecting, when Tannemillions ascended, they were legitimately a top team in the AFC, they proved it when they Dumpstered NE and Baltimore in back to back games, only barely losing to the Superbowl champions.
They have a smart coach, Generational RB, good receivers, and most importantly, they are strong as hell in the trenches. I think all Tanny really has to do is stay healthy, and this is an extremely winnable division. Houston *barely* won the division last year, and they have only been hemorrhaging talent this off season. The Colts are going to be better than expected I think, but Tennessee is the team to beat. Even before Tanny took over, that team was playing harder and rougher than anyone was expecting, when Tannemillions ascended, they were legitimately a top team in the AFC, they proved it when they Dumpstered NE and Baltimore in back to back games, only barely losing to the Superbowl champions.
I feel like if/when Flacco retires he should be given the full Spock treatment only in a coffin made of cash. Or have other ships show up like for Yondu and shoot money fireworks. For the guy that started it all, has to be an epic funeral.
You should keep Flacco and Bort and all the players that get cut/unpaid and group them together in a Flacco-led faction that realizes some sinister plot that Russell Wilson and the money Kong’s have concocted and uses underhanded methods to sabotage the money kings.
And then he ends up back in his bedroom and still refuses to eat his vegetables
One day one of these comics is going to include some Galactus-sized money monsters that represent the owners looking at the QB’s puny space fortunes. Except for Mark Davis.
I believe this is the comic you’re looking for:
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-money-war-finds-new-purpose/
The Panthers just added Curtis Samuel to the trade block. And Teddy is going to be our starting QB. Next season, if we have one, is going to be just great. The struggles of being a Panthers fan.
You think that’s bad? Try being a Texans fan. Bill O’Brien could potentially trade for him & give up a stupid amount.
The Hopkins trade was awful, I agree. But we had all of our decent corners/safeties released and our best defensive player retire. We also traded Trai Turner for another lineman, then cut the other lineman. I am excited about what Rhule and Brady can do with this team.
I feel like 75% of the league is either rebuilding or just sucks.
There is someone quietly building a contender without us realizing it. It’s what I love about the NFL. Every year we get a surprise Cinderella. Remember what we all probably thought about Baltimore, San Fran, and the Titans this time last year.
It can also implode for a *contending* team in the pre-season with one ACL tear.
I also feel like a few teams just had a flukey bad year last year and can likely bounce back fine. Philly comes to mind, and the Cowboys. The Falcons are nowhere near as bad as we all may think they are.
What is dead may never die
i mean you did call it. the hovertext on the last installment was “watch this end up being the year ryan tannehill breaks out and i have to retcon this bullshit.”
Totally this. I remember thinking (might have even commented, I don’t remember) “welp, it’s pretty much guaranteed now”.
I wonder what QB will try to get a certain piece of jewelry to become the ultimate life form?
Did we ever get the comic of the dolphins and chiefs taking the patriots down?
What if they wore blank jerseys? Maybe they could wear castaway jerseys, like an AB Patriots jersey or something. Jerseys that epitomized each players career? Maybe that should be a thing…figuring out what past players should wear.
Tanny lives!
Should’ve left it at Tannemill, Dave. Tannemillions is too on the nose
This series is not about subtlety
YES TANNETHRILL SHALL NEVER DIE … *looks at injury history*
crap
I like that Tannehill’s superhero form has some Green Lantern vibes. That doesn’t bode well for Titans fans. I think if Bortles/Flacco/Alex Smith fade away, any remaining castoffs can take solace that they might come back from the dead like Tannehill. He could become something of a patron saint of castoffs.
Also looking forward to seeing Winston and Trubisky join their spiritual predecessor, Bortles, on the island of misfit toys.
Of course green lantern vibes
money is green
CMC just got hella paid and he deserves it. Does the first RB join the elite moneys crew?
God damn it, get Flacco out of that Broncos uniform! I don’t ever want to have to think of his unibrowed gummy bear chomping ass taking snaps in my beloved orange and blue ever again!
*goes into the Angry Dome*