Sauce was traded to the Indianapolis Colts for 2 first-round picks and also AD Mitchell, who you best know as the guy who dropped the ball before the goal line celebrating in the Broncos loss earlier this year. The Colts take on the all-pro’s massive contract and fill a massive hole in their roster. They are all in. It’s Indiana Jones all the way or bust.
I appreciate the swing. Do I think the Colts won the trade? Well it’ll probably depend on how far they go now. 2 Firsts is pretty steep. I would have expected a First and a mid-rounder, but I guess most trades for stars feel like overpays. Sauce is still young. I don’t really have much to say here. We gotta see how it plays out to really comment. Obviously the Colts should be better now.
Instead, let’s talk about bullshit. I recently uploaded a new episode of INTENTIONAL SOUNDING (go listen, it’s one of our best in a while) but one of the topics at hand was player Onlyfans. It feels odd that we haven’t had a player get busted for having an Onlyfans yet. They are young, hot adults. You can’t tell me a few aren’t exhibitionists. Wide Receivers especially, they feel exactly like the type of player to demand more attention and cause drama by having an account. My personal pick for “guy who’d definitely have an onlyfans” is DK Metcalf. Look at him. Look at his antics. He’d absolutely show the good online.
Anyway lets brainstorm some onlyfans account names for players because actually talking football is for other people.
@XXXavierMckinney
@JordansLoveNest
@JJMcParty
@RaheemMoistTart
@CamSkattaboner
@LiamCo-ed
@Nick’sChubb
@DarrenHitYourBackWallers
@KayshonBooty
@MaXXXcrosby
