More Wisdom Of Cam Skattebo
Christianity was rigged from the start. Wake up, sheeple
3 times. He fell 3 times. How was he not ruled down? How do you fall 3 times and not get benched? How does nobody apparently stick a spy to cover the grave to make sure he doesn’t get out? Dude was 33, well past the age most players begin to decline, and you expect me to believe he just put the team on his back like that? Something is fishy. Funny how we don’t have any replay footage of him waking up in the cave. Strange how he gets aided by teammates everytime he falls down when the rulebook clearly stated you can’t pull or push the ballcarrier forward. I know none of us liked the Romans at the time, being a dynasty and all, but you still want a fair game. Refs got paid off. The weeping women blatantly interfered with the defense while Jesus was going down the sideline.
The whole situation was suspicious. Iscariot gets cut and joins the Romans for a massive contract the day before? That night, he’s seen partying it up with Jesus, and then he’s just outta there? Peter denied the whole thing when reporters questioned him later the next day, going as far to say he didn’t even knew who Jesus was. As if we buy that. They circled the wagons around Thomas real quick when he publicly doubted the results, and he went quiet so fast. Then 40 days later Jesus just fucking retires? Then we get a new expansion team, the Christians, which is conveniently owned by the same guy who owns the Jews, but Jesus is listed as co-owner? Oh and then we find out the owner is his dad? We think the league is rigged now, but man, it used to be blatant.
Jesus has been threatening a comeback for centuries but at this point only weirdos still think he’s putting the sandals back on any day now. He’s got that evangelical megachurch money, why would he come back to this?
This is why I’m a Buddha fan
Happy Easter everybody
A Good Friday comic. In 2026. Chapeau.
It’s interesting to consider the pressure Cam faced with those falls. A few mistakes can really change a coach’s perspective on a player’s role.
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I’d prefer not. I feel bad how viral this went as Cam was joking if you watch the clip with context.
He wasn’t downed by contact. He actively tried to wave others off so he could keep going.
Buddha tried to take you all the way to enlightenment but got tackled before you reached Nirvana by DK Methammad.
He was called down but he went for it on fourth down and made it. Clearly.
I wonder what Cam thinks of sandalwood.
The Jews didn’t even change their audibles after Iscariot left. This is on them
What’s needed to be said, he’s still smarter than the genius who was responsible for labelling balsa wood as hard wood.
If we’re picking deities to play football, I have to go with the Hindu pantheon. I figure having four arms has to be an advantage.