Mike Vrabel Makes The Ultimate Promise
Well sadly the Titans run of chaos has ended. I will miss it, but they put up a hell of a fight and even looked like they could have won that game for a while. Mike Vrabel still has his hog. At least in real life. It is now Draw Play Canon that Mike Vrabel is smoother than Varys the Spider. Godspeed, dickless.
No I won’t apologize for this comic I had to talk about Mike Vrabel’s sausage at least once.
Congrats to the Chiefs, a team that appears to start slow and then show up in the second quarter and beyond. Pat Mahomes is back to his MVP looking self and I am thoroughly pumped to see it. After the TD shortly before half where he ran it in down the sideline on a scramble, it was hard to see the Titans winning the game. You can tell when a team just has it. The Chiefs stifled King Henry (First of his name, slayer of patriots, eater of crabs, Titan of Braavos) and pulled out another comeback victory that didn’t quite actually feel like a comeback.
I’m really happy for Andy Reid. I hope Andy gets his ring more than really anybody else involved in the game. He’s the best coach in NFL history without one and I want to see that walrus get it. He joins what I suspect is a very small pantheon of coaches who have won both an AFC and NFC championship game. Actually now that I think about it who else has done that? I can only think of Bill Parcells (Giants/Patriots).
I hope to see the Titans back in the mix in 2020. I think this team is really likeable and they should be proud of what they accomplished this year.
John Fox has both an AFC and a NFC championship.
John Fox (Panthers and Broncos), Dan Reeves (Falcons and Broncos), and Bill Parcells (Giants and Patriots) are the other three to win both the AFC and the NFC. Of them, Parcells is the only one to win the Super Bowl.
Don Shula is also kind of an answer. He took the Colts to Super Bowl III while they were in the NFL and the Super Bowl was between the winner of the NFL and the AFL. The NFL then two years later became the foundation for the NFC, and Shula later won the AFC several times with the Dolphins.
Also Mike Holmgren (Packers and Seahawks), including one Super Bowl win with the latter.
I thought the Seahawks were already in the NFC when that he took them to the Super Bowl. I could be wrong. Don’t feel like fact checking.
Yeah, Holmgren won the NFC with the Seahawks, so he’s never won the AFC. Their vicotry was in the 2005/06 Playoffs, and the Seahawks switched conferences in 2002.
Dick Vermeil is the only other coach in addition to those already mentioned to make the Super Bowl with two different teams, but he, like Holmgren, only ever won the NFC, with the Eagles once and the Rams once.
Didn’t Holmgren take the Browns to the Super Bowl when he was with them briefly? lololol
Holmgren’s Seahawks were the ones who lost to the Steelers in SB40, he’s never won the AFC.
Seahawks had moved to the NFC three seasons prior.
With trash corn dogs I believe the 30 second rule should be applied.
It was a bratwurst though
Definitely agree that this is one of the best chances for Andy Reid and his horrible clock management to win a super bowl. He doesn’t have to beat Palpatine and his lacky, Darth Mall. The Titans took care of that for him. And the 49ers, while amazing defensively, are still beatable with that amazing offense the Chiefs have. They just have to figure out how to stop the run.
I don’t know if the Titans will be back next season. They don’t currently have a QB under contract, and Henry, Conklin, and Kelly are all UFAs as well. They have a pretty good chunk of cap space available, but that’s at least two and probably three heavy contracts they’re gonna have to negotiate this spring, and that’s assuming Tannehill and Henry don’t turn into pumpkins.
Yeah, this was very much a single season miracle IMO. The Titans got hot at the right time and defied all sense, that’s not something you can repeat easily and the Colts should be better next year which will make just getting to the playoffs much harder.
Andy Reid actually already has a ring. He won as an offensive line coach with the Packers in the 90s.
It’s actually really funny to watch the guys on tv explaining the nuance of it. “He’s the winningest coach in NFL history without a Super Bowl ring acting as a head coach, under a full moon, who spent at least 83% of all games that he’s coached sitting in a giant bowl of yellow jello.”
looking at the Giants’ coaching hires, I expect them to be next year’s Super Bowl champs!
Dude, if they actually start pulling out wins, I’m going to start calling them G-Mens of the Galaxy, because they’ll be the most amazing bunch of unwanted underdog castoffs ever assembled. Think of the possibilities!
David “Star-Lord” Quittleman / Peter Quill, Star-Lord
Joenan the Judge / Ronan the Accuser
Jason Garrooot / Groot
Rocket Pop Jones / Rocket
Patrick Grahamora / Gamora
Snax (Freddie Kitchens) / Drax
This is fantastic. I would love to see this adapted into a DP comic.
I’m conflicted. On one hand as a Broncos fan I’m obligated to root against the Chiefs, on the other hand they’re somehow still the AFC West rival I hate the least and it’s been so long since the Chiefs won it all they’re basically in the same boat as teams who never have.
Root for Mike’s son! A win for the 49ers is kind of a win for the Broncos’ legacy. Also, while I agree that the Chiefs are the least hateful of the AFC West rivals (as a kid, they were my 2nd favorite team in the league, because Denver seemed to beat them twice every year), I can’t stand Holmgren, and wish fervently for his embarrassment.
Rip Eli doe
Waiting on the epic thank you Eli post