Puka Nacua Douchemaxxes
Puka Nacua is in the news again (derogatory)!
Nacua is being sued for allegedly biting two women and spouting anti-semitic remarks at a New Years Eve party. My first thought: this guy is speed running the Antonio Brown career path.
My second thought: is this extortion? It seemed… convenient. Puka had a very notable fall from public favor the week before the Seahawks TNF game when he went on Andrew Tate Fart Sniffer Adin Ross’s livestream and did an anti-semitic dance. He apologized for that (presumably after McVay ripped into him), but also continued to dig his own hole regarding some comments about the refs he also made during the stream as well as after the game. Now he’s being accused of spouting a gross remark from around the same time.
Also, the bite mark picture looks…weird? Kinda fake? I’m not a dentist but something about the teeth impressions seems wrong to me. The bottom looks real, but the top looks weird. So I originally wrote this story off. Then Nacua’s lawyer confirmed the bite as real but called it minor horseplay. So the thing that I thought looked most fake has been confirmed for real, so maybe he really is just a douche. The one woman has dropped her restraining order request but has gone forth with the lawsuit, so this is just a confusing mess of a thing.
Well, I guess we will have to let this one play out more, but considering the bite is confirmed as real and we have the livestream incident, at the very least I feel we can confirm Puka Nacua is a massive dumbass, with a high scumbag probability. We are entering an era where every new NFL player was a teen during the last 6-7 years of increased internet brainrot, so some of them turning out to be manosphere dipshits tilted by online nonsense is to be expected. It will only get worse.
JSN just got a huge payday, so part of me wonders if Sean McVay wants to let Puka continue to make an idiot of himself to drive that price down. That or he’s talking to Mike Tomlin every day asking him how the hell he put up with so many of these kinda guys.
EDIT: Two days after this was posted and Nacua is revealed to be in rehab. lol, lmao
I’ve seen a couple of people say he had a reputation as a dumbass meathead at his respective schools and while that’s obviously just hearsay, I’m inclined to believe it after seeing how he’s handled his stardom
I don’t know why you’re coming across as almost defensive of him.
Because while it’s easy to just assume all the rumors about Puka are true, it would also be intellectually wrong
Nah. That isn’t it.
last week I rushed to make a comic about how Cam Skattebo was an idiot and in the process of making the post learned that the situation was more nuanced and my gut reaction (and the general internet reaction) was wrong.
I am not defending Puka. Signs point to him being a dipshit. But the lesson I took from that was to not rush to instant complete judgement on a situation I actually have very little knowledge about for the time being. That’s why I said we have to let it play out but he does seem to be a confirmed dumbass.
Richie Incognito & Vontaze Burfict were just the thin end of the wedge, weren’t they.
“6-7 years of increased internet brainrot”
I see what you did there.
I hate to see talented people turn out to be douches.
And up until December of last year, Puka was one of the most likeable players out: Coming out of nowhere as a 6th round pick to become one of the best WRs in the league.
And now I’m starting to wonder if *this* is part of the reason he was so low.
*5th round. But still
It’s like all the WR diva entitlement that missed JSN went straight into Puka. This supports a theory that there is a set amount of crazy in the NFL WR corps, and we all suffer the schadenfredue when it’s not evenly distributed.
Imagine how the interview would have been like had the Rams won and he’s the SB MVP. There’s still a chance but Stafford is getting older and already has a ring so…