Some Texans players made fun of JJ Watt for being a boring football robot who never does anything fun. Watt responded by saying that his only goal was to be good at football and all that fun could come later.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been patiently waiting this whole offseason for the moment Wilson or Luck finally gets the big paycheck so I could make a continuation of the Fort Elite Money running gag I’ve had going since Flacco’s contract, but instead of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Russell Wilson finally got his big paycheck, and now he’s got big plans. To be…continued? Suck it poors
Each year Flacco’s contract feels less and less ridiculous. Flacco may have gotten obscenely paid, but he won a damn Super Bowl for that cash. Each QB to get paid since has more or less earned it, to varying degrees. The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So the other laugher contract that was given so far this free agency was to Dolphins pass rusher Olivier Vernon. The Giants came into free agency with a lot of cap space, a lot of holes on the roster, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m sure some of you expected this on Thursday but the news broke too late for me to hit it. Not a lucky break. ANDREW LUCK IS NOW THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYER IN NFL HISTORY. And another chapter to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
RIP Airship Elite Moneys. We hardly knew yee. The Defenders have regained an advantage over the Offenders. The Offenders still control most of the elite money surplus. The world has gone that way. Once, things were different. Quarterbacks weren’t so important.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Jets cut Darrelle Revis this week, marking probably the last real time anyone will take him seriously until he’s up for HoF discussion. It was kind of a sad end for the money man, one of the original paycheck[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic feels particularly interesting since Carr and Von are situational direct rivals. The money has gone to the AFC West, friends. All of the money. It feels as if it’a been too long. Literally almost a full year ago[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
MONEY PLOT TWIST! So last week I was browsing NBA news and I saw the reports of James Harden’s new contract. James Harden is going to make over 200 million dollars. Steph Curry also just got paid similar dough. Suddenly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
