Happy Stuff your face day! For all of my non-American readers, this is when my country celebrates the one time we filthy colonizers temporarily gathered and ate with the native people instead of destroying them and all they stood for. But[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Calling it now. I think the Chiefs are going to be this divisional round’s home team upset. I think the Colts are going to make the Walrus choke again. I don’t trust the Chiefs. I want them to win. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s a shame we won’t get another Patrick Mahomes no-look pass until August. That’s a loss I’ll mourn. But, unlike the Saints, at least the Chiefs fans are capable of not turning into a bunch of babies about the loss.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Joe Burrow is cool as shit. I’ve already seen some blowback on the Joe Burrow hype train, but I don’t care. Joe Burrow rules. I love Joe Burrow. I will continue to love Joe Burrow until he wins a Super[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every single Chiefs game I have watched this year has, at minimum once, had the announcers playfully bring up the 13 seconds thing. I’m not even a Bills fan and I am tired of it. Did you know? Patrick Mahomes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I got a new tablet and since it’s the offseason I’ve mostly been dicking around with it since who cares it’s June half my readers aren’t even here. Except you. You are. That means you are cooler and sexier than[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
