Remember on Thursday when I said “I hate when big news drops right when I’m finishing up the comic for the next day” and predicted that another stupid bomb would drop? stupid Adrian Peterson. This has been one hell of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I saw the Cowboys sign Alfred Morris and kicked a nearby baby off a bridge because that seemed like a really smart move by Dallas. Morris was sort of abandoned in Washington for whatever reason (I never bothered to look[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You can’t trust anything this time of year in regards to the draft. You can’t even trust your own GM to not trade your best player. It’s all just SMOKESCREENS. I wonder how much people like Adam Schefter and Ian[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The QB world is gonna look really weird next season. The famous ’04 class is now 1/3rd retired, 1/3rd a free agent, and 1/3rd a fat rapist who might still retire but probably not yet. Rivers, Mariota, Jameis, Brees, Brady,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dak tried to avoid answering the vaccination question by claiming it was a HIPAA violation to do so. It isn’t, by the way. It very much isn’t. At this point, a player dodging the question isn’t a new story nor[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off: RIP Dwayne Haskins. Just tragic news to see. I hope his family is okay. Taken far too soon. There isn’t a lot I knew about him prior to this happening, so I don’t have a lot I feel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
