Yeah yeah I know McCarthy was probably not the hiring news you expected a comic about but we got a whole offseason to get to everything else. You want my opinion on Joe Judge? I don’t have one. I didn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes you wake up and choose violence. Kyler Murray was recently asked why he, a Texas native, never liked the Cowboys. He replied with the quote above. As a…I guess “Middle-Aged” Millennial who remembers the Cowboys Super Bowls of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Two weeks ago I watched what should go down as one of the great bad calls in NFL history. It isn’t as bad as the Swinging Gate play, or worse, the Colts Fake Punt, but it should be in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Week 1 is generally a week to be taken completely with a grain of salt. Everyone is rusty. Teams are discombobulated. New coaches are figuring things out. Old players aren’t up to speed yet. Hype and expectations are out of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When the Cowboys lost this past weekend I couldn’t get that stupid Meta Quest commercial out of my head. Yes, the Whopper one, but also this one, which would easily be my most annoying ad of 2022 if the whopper[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here is a paraphrase of a fun comment I saw when the Arlington Renegades of the XFL emerged as champions this past weekend: In the time since the last Dallas Cowboys ’96 championship, the XFL was formulated, debuted, failed after[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
