Big ups to commenter Shelly on the previous comic for the inspirational idea behind this one. This is perfect, and now I am full of wonder about the ideas of two very small people fighting and working together to achieve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shoutout to apparent Draw Play reader Brett Kollman, who came up with this idea during my AMA two weeks ago. I gave him a shoutout on one of my better comics from last season so I’ll just say if you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Of course he picked a team the same day I posted about him not yet picking a team. Stupid JJ. Anyway he’s a Cardinal now. Besides being the obvious place an old white Midwesterner would go to retire, the Cardinals[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes you wake up and choose violence. Kyler Murray was recently asked why he, a Texas native, never liked the Cowboys. He replied with the quote above. As a…I guess “Middle-Aged” Millennial who remembers the Cowboys Super Bowls of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s contract negotiation time in Arizona! You know what that means! Petty Drama! Kyler scrubbed all the Cardinals information from his Instagram! What could this mean? Could he be the next Julio Jones, who did the same and then forced[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kyler Murray got paid! The little man will stick around Arizona for the time being, making mad stacks to struggle every year after week 10. Good for him. I loved this his contract almost seemed like a bit of spite[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A weird detail about Kyler Murray’s contract came out on Monday. “Independent Study” means Player studies the material provided to him by the Club in order to prepare for the Club’s next upcoming game, including without limitation any such material[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Trey Lance. Died of a shattered ankle. May never be seen again. Matt Stafford. Died of a spinal cord contusion. May retire and never be seen again. Jimmy Garappolo. Died of a busted foot. Will likely never wear a 49ers[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know that joke we sports fans love to make whenever a team performs absolutely awful? Take [scapegoat of the game] and leave him on the tarmac! Don’t even let him on the plane! Leave him stranded in [location of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Kyler era in Arizona is officially over. He has been kicked out of the server and had to join a different one. His era will go down as…I guess it was kinda fun sometimes. They’ll always have 2021, when[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
