So there was football on this weekend. I know, right? I watched the whole game, too. I remember exactly one play. I also remember Kyle Orton getting pulled after one series, depriving us of the redneck drunk TD passing we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged Cris Collinsworth
Hoo boy! Alright, there was no way we were going to leave this disaster unaddressed. Everyone’s got thoughts on this nonsense so here’s my take on the drama. Am I mad? I was at the time, but not like “furious[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the famous tundra of Lambeau Field one brisk wildcard night in January of 2005, the Minnesota Vikings, a wildcard team, was facing the Green Bay Packers, the division winner. The Packers had beaten the Vikings twice in the regular[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t hate Joe Buck anymore. I hate Cris Collinsworth. Now he’s the voice I dread the most every Sunday. What’s worse is he’s always the last voice I hear on football Sundays. You can straight up ignore Buck on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wanna know a fun fact? Cris Collinsworth has now been somehow involved in all 3 Bengals super bowl losses. His rookie year was 1981. In 1981 the Bengals went to the Super Bowl (XVI). They lost. In Collinsworth’s final season,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Halloween is technically tomorrow but whatever you know the deal have a good time watching the Jets lose when kids come by and take your candy.