Posting Some Cringe
I assume most people who actually come to this site and comment aren’t on twitter, which, good for you, but if you ever wonder where a lot of my ideas originate it’s my activity on there. Anyway this one is very inside baseball so here’s the joke if you are confused:
Emmanuel Acho is a Fox Sports 1 commentator and extremely cringe. He posts a lot of cringe. He’s got a lot of bad takes. Since he’s part of the take machine, it’s hard to tell how much of it is his job and how much of it is actually him, but I think a lot of it is him. Anyway at some point this weekend he decided to go steal a meme from facebook and throw his face on it and then posted this incredible piece of cringe from everyone’s Aunt Betty
College Football is Back, Here Are The Rules: pic.twitter.com/HfWdff7ZvB
— Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho) September 3, 2022
I just felt like making a parody of it.
Next comic will be on Thursday to celebrate the season opener, as is tradition ’round here
Football is back baby!
Lets hope Dave doesnt follow any of these “rules” considering the team hes rooting for….
Minion Dave made me day, I hope to see more of him this season
Dave, I don’t know what you mean by parodying, these rules seem perfectly reasonable and well-thought-out
yeah before i read the main text i assumed it was nonironic and in that context it really didnt seem that odd
In fact, I had completed my usual routine… printed out the comic, grabbed my trusty red pen, marked all the typos up, and was getting ready to fax it back to Dave when I read the bottom note and realized it was all just one big joke. *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*
marked all the typos up, and was getting ready to fax it back to Dave
this made me laugh hysterically for a few minutes, thank you for the a+ start to my day
Y-Yes. Riiiiight, of course, that was a joke… I don’t REALLY print out the comics and mark the typos up, obviously… I mean, who would do that, seriously. Ha. Ha?
We better be getting more of minion Dave this season, that’s a masterpiece.
Are we getting prediction pics this year?
Minion Dave horrifies me but also I hope every Dave cameo this year is just Minion Dave without explanation
Oh yeah, the Giants come down to TN for the opener, don’t they?
Are ye ready for a bunch of inept offense and a handful of defensive TDs for Week 1?
As a Giants fan I’ve never felt so ambivalent toward the start of a football season.
I’m happy I’m not on Twitter, but as most journalists, sports and otherwise are, it feels like everything is geared toward hot takes to trend there and elsewhere on social media. I hope that someday we return to journalism that is focused on providing info and context.
Imagine Twitter reaction to 2004 draft day shenanigans involving Eli Manning.
Dave’s gonna need an industrial supplier to hook him up with the amount of acid he’s going to need, given the way the giants play
Are we getting predictions again this year? I don’t know if Dave has even made any yet.
Rule 5 is the best rule
Minion Dave really ties it all together. It’s a perfectly monstrous mash-up of that one aunt on FB who shares awful minion memes and those cringe-worthy memes that read like never-mess-with-a-tough-country-man-born-in-October or whatever.
Anyway, time to get the white phosphorus ready in case anyone tries to say hi to me during football for the next few months.