Don’t you pee on the carpet down there, I’ll rub your face in it ANNUAL PUPPY PUN POSTING TIME! Pom Brady Fetcher Cox Nick Water Bowels Doug Pee’d erson Robark Craft Zach Grrrrtz Bichon Jeffrey Great Dane Johnson Nelson Wagholor[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is a nightmare. I don’t know who to root for. I don’t even want to watch the game. I will, but more out of a sense of obligation than desire. No matter who wins I’m going to be unhappy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Congratulations Philadelphia! You did it! Big Dick Nick led you to the promised land, just as you all thought he would, several seasons after you gave up on him after one good year. Man that’s weird to think about now.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So Josh McDaniels was never going to join the Colts. It’s a conspiracy. Hear me out. So Billy 5 aces senses that this particular Patriots team isn’t as strong as previous teams. They have a bad defense, a wounded and injured[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This will be the last DAVE HATES THE PATRIOTS comic for a while. As I’ve said all week, I want to stop talking about them as best I can. It’s fun to hate. They make an excellent heel. The fans[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posting this from lunch at work: Still don’t have internet at home. Computer isn’t even hooked up yet. This is the first time I’ve ever had to move like an adult instead of just throwing the important stuff in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I didn’t touch on good ol’ Jimmy G. outside the immediate trade news, but watching him will his way to wins on the hapless 49ers in the second half of the season was legitimately impressive. Jimmy seems like he might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Seriously lets take things back a few weeks because I really don’t think we talked about this dirty deed enough. Someone literally ate shit. Literally. They bent over and legitimately ate shit. I have so many questions. Who is poop guy?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well that was a shocker. I don’t think a single person took the “Chiefs looking to trade Marcus Peters” rumors seriously at all. I sure didn’t. Why would a team give away one of their best young players? Peters has[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is gonna be a good year for the Moneys saga, I can feel it in my bones. My poor, poor bones. I wasn’t sure whether or not to give Bort a space on the money saga. He got paid[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
