Trigger warning: Pizza opinions. I am happy Papa Johns is no longer a sponsor. Those commercials sucked. Buzz off Papa John. It’s been hilarious to watch you stumble and fall since the Kaepernick comment. Your pizza sucks. Your ad campaigns were[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Most of you probably kind of recognize this one. This is the fully rendered version of the half-finished comic I put up before my personal troubles around the holidays. That one has been deleted, no point keeping it up now.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I get more creeped out and disturbed by the NFL combine every year. I said this last year but it really is like a modern slave auction. A bunch of players are paraded around in front of people who are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Farewell, Ed “Guns” Hochuli. You were too ripped for this world. He’s been a steady rock of a presence on the sideline for years. One of the few refs to actually be known by name, and not really because he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man what a gonzo week. The Rams go trade bonkers. Seattle jettisons Sherman and trades Bennett. OBJ smokes a blunt with someone on camera in a scandal that will probably bear more fruit soon enough. And the Browns get Tyrod,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Weird how things turn out sometimes. Richard Sherman holds one of the top 5 moments in Seahawks history, and it came against the 49ers. Richard Sherman was probably the face of that Super Bowl team. Russell wasn’t quite yet max Wilson,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Look I know a LOT of bigger, flashier shit has happened in the past two days but I wanted to make a Dolphins comic so Suh me. We’ll get to all that nonsense, we have a month and the hooplah should[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Farewell, sweet Joe Thomas. Bedrock of Cleveland. Ironman of snaps. Prototype of all linemen. You were the one constant, the one shining beacon of hope in the northeast Ohio darkness. You gave Cleveland your all, and in return you got[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is one of those times where you come up with the pun first and then have to figure out how to craft a joke around it because the pun is too good to just leave lying around gathering dust.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Finally! Kirk Cousins got that mad stack of moolah. It’s about time. I gotta admit, when it became clear that the Kirk sweepstakes was gonna happen, the Vikings were not my first choice for landing spots. I didn’t think they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
