Week 1 has come and gone, and one of the biggest questions going into the season appears to have been answered: Peyton Manning still has it. One year off, lots of neck surgery, one crazy carousel of a week wondering[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I didn’t touch on good ol’ Jimmy G. outside the immediate trade news, but watching him will his way to wins on the hapless 49ers in the second half of the season was legitimately impressive. Jimmy seems like he might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Matt Ryan got paid. Good for him. Insert your “Empire choked a 28-3 lead” joke here
How the mighty have fallen. Adrian Peterson signed a vet minimum contract with the Skins, who must be desperate after losing Derrius Guice Guice Baby. He might not even make the final roster. It’s hard to believe Peterson has much[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The year is 2037. It is the final season of the NFL. Years of lawsuits have gutted the sport. Infighting among the owners after the death of Jerry Jones has fractured the league. Fans have tuned into watching leagues like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WELCOME TO MONEY WEEK! Comics about money, all week long, you bet that means all 5 days. It’s been too long, friends. This offseason has been hectic and bullshit for me, and every time someone got paid (Wentz, Russ, Ben,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
HALF A BILLION DOLLARS We have our new money god
