I felt like I was going a bit nuts this past weekend. Not because the Jaguars actually won, they still occasionally do that, but because my entire timeline was wigging out over the mascot wearing a speedo. This was driving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for December, 2022
Week 13, what do you got for me? It didn’t start out as a chaotic week. The Bills handled business on TNF against the confused Patriots. After two decades of seeing this exact game, but in reverse, it still feels[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am posting this comic Monday night, so there’s a decent chance Baker has a team by the time you read this Wednesday morning. I can never accurately plan for how the news flows. With both the 49ers and Ravens[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A few years ago the NFC East was a laughingstock as nobody could win a game and they sent the second-ever losing record team to the playoffs. We came inches from getting a 6-10 Giants team in the postseason but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
PRETTY GOOD WEEK FOR CHAOS I’d say this was a solid week for chaos. Now we are getting into the truly vital games when playoff spots are on the line and every game deeply affects your standing and usually multiple[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Brock Purdy was born on December 27th, 1999. On April 16th, 2000, roughly 3 and a half months later, Tom Brady was drafted by the New England Patriots. Brock Purdy’s entire life, save for the first 111 days, has taken[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Trey Lance. Died of a shattered ankle. May never be seen again. Matt Stafford. Died of a spinal cord contusion. May retire and never be seen again. Jimmy Garappolo. Died of a busted foot. Will likely never wear a 49ers[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
SWEET SWEET CHAOS What a week. It wasn’t completely crazy and for the most part the teams that we expected to win did. But when the chaos is good, the chaos is good. This week was the primo shit, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Poor Matt Ryan. The one legacy was enough. To now be burdened like this…the existential pain must be soul-crushing. So it turns out that hiring your golf buddy who played Center on your team for many years isn’t exactly the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Big ups to the guy who gave it this name in my comments on Monday. I don’t know what the play will be remembered as, but I think this is the funniest answer I saw so I’m making sure to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…