Man it’s been a weird several months as a Giants fan. Fans of small-market teams love to whine about biases and not getting enough love but if they understood the amount of slop you also have to put up with in exchange for a few more primetime games maybe they’d pipe down. Every minor thing makes stupid news.

Daboll got let go the excitement started, only for Joe Schoen to stick around. Most of us saw Schoen and Daboll as a package deal, and Schoen had probably built a resume of more losses than wins. Not letting Schoen go was a surprise. Had he thrown Daboll under the bus to keep his job? I dunno.

Then the Giants went out and nabbed the cream of the coaching crop: John Harbaugh. This is where being a big market team has its true advantage. Despite spending over a decade as a laughing stock the Giants still have the aura to land a big name if they go for it. On top of that, Harbaugh basically wins a power struggle with Schoen, giving much of his duties to his own Dawn Aponte. Schoen feels like he’s just Harbaugh’s soldier now. Okay. That’s neat.

Then Todd Monken takes the Browns job instead of coming with Harbaugh and in the aftermath the Giants end up with Matt Nagy, who nobody has been excited to see for years. They also pick up Greg Roman, who the other Harbaugh just fired. Offensive coaching not looking super great.

Then fucking Steve Tisch, the quiet and often forgotten co-owner, is outed as a creep in the Epstein files release. Cool. Great. Love that. But in a development I did not expect, Tisch actually makes a deal to transfer his shares to his kids. It’s not prison or even selling, but when I had rock bottom expectations for anything happening, I’ll take what I can get. Fuck off forever, loser.

Free Agency wasn’t sexy but it was pleasant. Resigned Jermaine Elumenor, which is huge. Nabbed a few Ravens players. Did a lot of run defense work. No stupid deals, sensible moves. No major losses. Then all-star Dexter Lawrence reaches a breaking point and demands out. Fuck. The Giants get forced into dealing him quickly to maximize return and nab the #10 pick out of the deal.

The draft was pretty good. Arvell Reese fell to us, and Francis Mauigoa was a big fat lineman who should help shore up the run game and protect Dart. I wanted Downs, but I can’t complain.

Joe Schoen just got an extension announced last week. I guess that means he’s not a lame duck but does in fact work well with Harbaugh. Hard to say what to think, his role is still reduced but if we are stuck with him I guess I have to hope that Daboll really was most of the problem. I’ve defended Schoen before especially as his tenure was given more time, I’m willing to see if he can keep going up.

Then we come to the thing that got everyone chatting. Trump held a conference thing or whatever in New York (I don’t really care what it was) and Dart came out to introduce him, publicly aligning himself with one side of the spectrum in a world where doing that will immediately cause an uproar no matter the side you pick.

My reaction was disappointment but not shock. He’s a rich kid Mormon from Utah who went to what is usually considered one of the most racist colleges in the country. The chances he was going to be woke were roughly the same chances an alien makes contact with earth tomorrow and that alien looks like Vince Lombardi. Not impossible, but come on.

What we can mock though is that his political instincts are about as shit as his self-preservation instincts. This is not a good time to remove all doubt and visibly sidle up to Trump. The other players who have endorsed him did so when Trump had momentum and was still doing well, relatively speaking. Mason Ruldoph introduced him on the campaign trail, a normal time to do that sort of thing. Barkley went golfing with him very early in his second term when the right was riding high. Right now his approval is in the toilet, the idiotic Iran war nobody wanted that has made life worse for everyone for no reason has resulted in a guy that only his immediate cult members are happy to support. This is the right time to keep your opinions on the down low so you can claim plausible deniability or apoliticalness if things get worse, not walk out onto the deck of the ship into oncoming cannon fire.

On top of that, Dart plays for a team that represents NYC, a very blue place with the most openly progressive mayor in the country. Just to head off the chucklefucks who are inevitably going to re-use the same jersey joke: Northeast Jersey is also blue.

Dart just went out there into a naked bootleg scramble with nobody open and 3 linebackers rushing him. The political instincts you’d expect for a guy who has already cultivated a reputation for being an idiot frat bro destined for brain damage. People are calling him J-6 now, and I heartily endorse this nickname.

Do I want him off the team? No. If you are a left-leaning football fan one of the sad realities you have to cope with is a lot of our favorite guys are probably republicans, especially white QBs. Eli also went to Ole Miss and grew up in Louisiana. I am under no illusions we probably vote for different people. I’m also not going to tell him to stick to sports, it would be hypocritical to only say that to people I disagree with. He can express himself how he chooses.

But I will still call him an idiot dumbass for being an idiot dumbass. Real blockhead shit. Just go and paint a target on your back for no reason, quality stuff. You went from stupid (endearing) to stupid (derogatory).

At least Abdul Carter seems cool!