CHAOMETER TIME I really wish I had been smart enough to come up with this format earlier in the season, but I guess I can look forward to doing it all next year with some improvements. As it stands, with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We witnessed history last night, but it wasn’t history any of us wanted to witness. I think all of us, to one degree or another, have all come to terms with Football as violence and have found ways to push[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I saw someone call Ron Rivera “Jeff Fisher with a pornstar name” and I can’t get it out of my head, because it’s dead on. Out of every current head coach, there isn’t a better analog to our old friend[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And that’s a wrap on the season. Next up is playoffs. One final normal Chaometer before the annual Chaos Bandwagon Guide on Friday.I also plan to do a Chaos season wrap up and awards once the full season has ended.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There’s always one. Always one. Every damn year some company (usually insurance) makes every commercial break a ticking time bomb until you end up envying Hellen Keller. This year, Burger King earned their crown. Wear it with shame, you assholes.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So here you sit, you sad, pathetic Saints, Falcons, Panthers, Patriots, Jets, Raiders, Broncos, Rams, Cardinals, Texans, Colts, Titans, Commies, Browns, Steelers, Packers, Bears, or Lions fan. Your team sucks. Your season is over. You could have a second favorite[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THAT WAS A GOOD WEEK OF PLAYOFF FOOTBALL! It wasn’t all perfect, in fact, a lot of it was ugly. But for the most part, that was a better football weekend than most of us would have expected. I wouldn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As a government-certified, card-carrying Tom Brady Hater(tm), this season was a delight. He finally played like an old QB on a mediocre football team. The GOAT finally wallowed in the muck. Tommy retired. It was sudden, it was ruined by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This was me at halftime of the Jaguars game: Jaguars need to call up the Vikings at the half and ask for suggestions — Dave Rappoccio (@DrawPlayDave) January 15, 2023 THEY ACTUALLY DID IT! I can’t believe we had a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Divisional Chaos? Barely. Last year the divisional round was one of the best weekends of football I’d ever seen in my life, from the Bengals knocking out the #1 seeded Titans, the 49ers sending Rodgers home with a blocked punt[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
