I’m astonished at how little that number is being discussed right now. 70 points. The last time anyone scored so much they had a 7 in the front, it was 1966. It’s been almost 60 years since someone hit 70[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Frankly it’s absurd to me that Taylor Swift possibly dating Travis Kelce became such a massive thing. But, I guess that’s what happens when you don’t pay attention to popular music. Gun to my head I could probably name like,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WEEK 4! It was a pretty bad week to start for me but then the second slate of games hit and redeemed my overall record. Also I just realized the Jaguars are playing two London games in a row and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m getting very tired of the Kelce industrial complex. The mom was a cute story last year with both brothers in the Super Bowl, but now she’s getting shown in her luxury booths every week and this Sunday was seen[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fine, I guess it’s about time we talked about this. The Tush Push is fine. It’s perfectly fine. It’s legal, just because the Eagles are good at it doesn’t mean it’s broken. Many teams have started to try it this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So this week is going to be a little bare bones in terms of analysis because I didn’t actually watch any games live except the final 10 minutes of the Bears embarrassing the Commanders. So if I missed stuff, please[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I blew it last week so here ya go!
Okay, so apparently, during the Eagles/Jets game, Mark Sanchez described Jalen Hurts escaping a sack as a slippery salmon in vaseline. I missed the call, but a follower asked me to draw Jalen Hurts as a salmon in vaseline. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS Have the Vikings ever played a normal game? I cannot remember the last time the Vikings had a boring game. They are entertaining in close games. They are entertaining in blowouts, both ways. They refuse to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When I made the Taylor Swift comic a couple of weeks ago I originally had written a bunch about how scary and next-level Swifties are. Real crazy degrees of adoration and worship. The more I thought about it though, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
