WELCOME BACK TO FOOTBALL, FRIENDS First up: some house cleaning. These posts take forever every Sunday night and as such, for this season, they will be split in two. Monday will be the Chaometer/recap post with the cartoons, and Tuesday[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WEEK 2 CHAOS IN THE BOOKS! WE BACK BABY! As stated yesterday I’m already changing up the plan. Today is the full week chaos report and picks for the next week. If you want the pics from week 2, go[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS In the years since offense and passing has taken over the league scores have been slowly rising on average. But 70 points? Even 50 points is still a rare occurrence. 70 Points is relatively rare even[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m getting very tired of the Kelce industrial complex. The mom was a cute story last year with both brothers in the Super Bowl, but now she’s getting shown in her luxury booths every week and this Sunday was seen[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So this week is going to be a little bare bones in terms of analysis because I didn’t actually watch any games live except the final 10 minutes of the Bears embarrassing the Commanders. So if I missed stuff, please[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS Have the Vikings ever played a normal game? I cannot remember the last time the Vikings had a boring game. They are entertaining in close games. They are entertaining in blowouts, both ways. They refuse to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS What the fuck was this week? As you can tell from yesterday’s post, a lot of unexpected stuff happened this week. This is my 4th year doing this, and I honestly think October is the most[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS This wasn’t too wild a week. The Bills and Dolphins returned to form. The Chargers took care of easy business. The Ravens knocked the Cardinals back into their top-ranked draft slot as the Josh Dobbs fun[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS There’s a certain thing I love in football. I absolutely love it when backup QBs just fucking leave it all on the field and play with reckless abandon. There’s an inherent recklessness in certain backups who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS Ryan Fitzpatrick was a chaos superstar in the league. A singularly weird player with a distinctive career and vibe. A guy who went to Harvard, balled his ass off as a dumbass gunslinger for half the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
