It’s the worst part of being a die hard fan. We wait months for this. Months of terrible player rankings, garbage news stories on slow days, constant back and forth speculation on which teams are ready, player arrests, power rankings,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So there was football on this weekend. I know, right? I watched the whole game, too. I remember exactly one play. I also remember Kyle Orton getting pulled after one series, depriving us of the redneck drunk TD passing we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Congrats Mike. Grew up watching you sack McNabb and I loved every minute. Welcome back football
This weekend the long offseason wait finally comes to an end and we finally get our much needed fix of football. Sort of. Kinda. It’s sort of pathetic, really. We are true addicts. The Hall of Fame Game is probably[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I spent most of Sunday night and Monday morning trying desperately to come up with something funny about the HoF Game getting cancelled. No matter what I came up with nothing seemed as funny as what actually happened. The Hall of Fame[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A fitting comic for the end of a boring and stupid offseason. It ends tonight, friends, get crunk. Our long and boring 2017 offseason journey ends with the football equivalent of coke zero. Tonight the Arizona Third Stringers play the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The year is 2025. I am nearing ever closer to my 40s. I have limited things I can do in a day, but a seemingly unlimited amount of things to do. The simple pleasures and time spent not suffering grow thinner[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
