Sexy Dexy is a Bengal. I am not happy about it, but the result seemed somewhat inevitable. The Joe Schoen era has been marred by a distinctive history of letting good players go and watching them be a massive boon[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Star Wars Day to those who celebrate. I usually don’t, but I’ve had this idea knocking around for a while in my brain but I kept missing the May 4th date the past few years. This is all thanks[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A couple of years ago, the RB value discourse reached an all-time high. Saquon notoriously turned down the Giants’ lower offers, got franchised, and left for a big contract in Philly, which paid off handsomely in multiple ways. His amazing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What is the worst missed kick in NFL history? Well, maybe the better question is what is the second worst kick in NFL history, because it’s hard to beat losing the Super Bowl on Wide Right. The Gary Anderson miss[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes when I am working, I can’t help but wonder if I am the first person in the history of the universe to create a certain thing. Has any other person, ever, in all of history, drawn WR Steve Smith[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
About a week before the Super Bowl Stefon Diggs was accused of physically assaulting his then-chef. I think we all sorta wrote it off as probable because Diggs has had a weird reputation as kind of a fuckboi and these[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My wife and I have been fighting each other for playtime on the Switch for Pokopia, which is not a game I ever thought I’d get addicted to. I haven’t played a Pokémon game since Gen 1, I never touched[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It feels like we are heading for some sort of snap in the next decade. I don’t know where it will be, or what exactly will cause it, but football feels like it is being stretched too far in too[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For 20 years, Eli has been notoriously tight-lipped regarding the San Diego Chargers draft debacle. We knew he didn’t want to play there, we knew he tried to make the Chargers pass on him, we knew Archie defended him, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Crisis averted? At the start of May the NFL and the Referee Association ratified a new collective bargaining agreement through 2032. This came as kind of an anti-climax after weeks and months of slow buildup towards what felt like another[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
