*walks out on stage* Hello everyone. Thank you for coming. I’m Shoes McSweatshop, lead NFL uniform designer and dream technician here at Nike. When Roger Goodell approached me with the idea of giving the officials a makeover to honor the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well I don’t think any of us woke up Monday, June 2nd, 2026, expecting to get nuked. Least of all poor Jared Verse. Remember this next time you have a bad Monday. Jared Verse was a rising star defensive player[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I can’t remember another point in time when a division had 3 legitimate Super Bowl contenders. We frequently get divisions with 2, which usually results in the slightly worse contender complaining that the playoff seeding is unfair, as they get[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Couldn’t let the origin of my entire Tiny QB running gag get out the door without at least one last zinger. The 24th comic I ever made was about Russell Wilson. The first time (I’m pretty sure) that I ever[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is a real product. Good news, Bostonians. You’ve always metaphorically slurped Tom Brady’s Man Milk, but now you can do so literally! The funny part of this is that, contrary to my joke up there, he seems to know[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
FOOTBALL ASTROLOGY Have you ever felt a particular synergy and synchronicity with certain aspects of football? Do you ever watch a particular play and feel like that’s just so you? You aren’t alone. Your fandom is not by accident. It[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Congratulations to the New York Knicks! A long time coming, and the jubilation I see from New York is absolutely incredible. There is something special about seeing a long-suffering fanbase actually experience the cathartic release of a championship. It is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Since I don’t watch college football, I was only tangentially aware of the Brendan Sorsby thing until this past week when he declared for the supplemental draft. Once it entered my zone of interest and thus compelled me to have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You can do it. Doors closing means nothing. Don’t go search for whatever other door opened. Just bash the closed door back down.
Drunken late-night sports bar rambles and bored offseason message boards often discuss amongst themselves the most consequential injuries in their favorite sports. Lamenting the injuries that derailed seasons or careers. They argue over the what-if scenarios. They wince at the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
