It feels like we are heading for some sort of snap in the next decade. I don’t know where it will be, or what exactly will cause it, but football feels like it is being stretched too far in too many ways, with no end in sight.

When I was a kid football was on 3 standard channels and cable got one. When I was in college, you could pay a few hundred bucks and get every single game on Direct TV. Now football is broadcast over those same basic channels, but also over multiple streaming networks. Amazon games. Netflix. Peacock exclusive playoff games. We have Nickelodeon games. Disney games.  Youtube gets Sunday Ticket, but there are limitations to it that Direct TV never had.

Football used to be two days a week, Sunday, with a single MNF game. Then we got Thursday games, which over a decade later are still easy to forget about by accident. But this year we have more Saturday games, MNF double headers, Christmas Eve games, Christmas Day games, a Black Friday game, and now, a fucking THANKSGIVING EVE game. Thanksgiving Eve isn’t a thing! Fuck off!

The London game was a single blip on the schedule at first. This year, we have 9. Australia, Rio, London (3x), Paris, Munich, Madrid, and Mexico City. How long till we get a game in Riyadh? Tokyo? Rome? Tel Aviv?

The season is stretching. We got our 17th game, and the 18th feels inevitable. It doesn’t feel out of the question that we get an 8th playoff seed either. Football is getting away with all of this because of how monumentally popular it is, but the strain has to have a break point somewhere. How many people are going to start peeling off, bit by bit, as actually watching the sport becomes more expensive and cumbersome? The line can’t go up forever.

I was a kid during the golden age of piracy. My dad was a big Napster guy and half his CD rack was burned CDs of stuff he stole before it got shut down. When I was in college the student-led cybersecurity department was actually the leader of the local pirate server, which they secretly wheeled around from location to location to avoid getting caught. It allowed anyone who had access to share with the local school network. Torrents and such were huge.

Then companies finally figured out how to fight it: legal convenience. Piracy has risks and is not very user-friendly to newbies. iTunes, Spotify, Netflix, etc gave us a ton of legal and easy to access media at our fingertips for an affordable fee. If you were a normal person, it was now easy to get what you wanted without the risks. Now that has gone away and I wonder if we are heading into a silver age of piracy.

I could pay all that money to a bunch of different services that are all slowly getting more expensive with spottier quality control, or I could put on a few internet defense systems and go to a single site, click a few links, and get all of those games at acceptable quality, for free. And this is just sports. How many more people are going to do this again for TV shows and movies?

Pirating sports games is not a pleasant experience. I’d wager most of us under the age of 45 have tried it at least once. You gotta take care to put up all your adblockers and run your malware checks, you gotta be careful what you click on, you get small windows and laggy playbacks, lower quality, the streams die all the time, and god forbid you accidentally glance at the chat window, stuffed to the gills with stuff that makes you question humanity’s right to exist.  Yet it becomes more and more attractive as sports get strung out, with late-stage capitalism trying to squeeze every dollar out of us instead of giving users quality service.

I love football. I like watching every game I can. Even terrible games hit. But this is getting exhausting. I don’t want to spend 4 nights a week watching football. I don’t want to pay for 6 different services to see my team suck ass on a dozen different broadcasts. Every rope holding the NFL up is getting more and more strain on it, and I’m just wondering if they will pull any of them back in time before one breaks.