I’m sure some of you expected this on Thursday but the news broke too late for me to hit it. Not a lucky break. ANDREW LUCK IS NOW THE HIGHEST PAID PLAYER IN NFL HISTORY. And another chapter to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for July, 2016
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FREEDOM! The first and best Brexit anniversary has come and gone and I hope everyone had a great holiday eating BBQ, drinking beer and blowing up aliens. Hopefully none of you blew your hands off like a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic, about Vince Wilfork, featuring my podcast co-host Sam, inspired by a joke made on Intentional Sounding. Are you listening? Why not? Don’t do me dirty like that. Shame on you. Our dick jokes are good. Recently Vince Wilfork[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The alarm goes off. It’s 6am. Ryan Fitzpatrick groans, hits the off button, and gets up. In the shower he goes over the upcoming meetings in his head. He knows his worth to the Jets. He almost took them to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I love Miko Grimes. Not like, as a person, but as a source of endless entertainment. In case you don’t know who Miko is, she’s the…lets use the word “outspoken” wife of cornerback Brent Grimes. He of the Dolphins for many[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tom Brady’s attempt to appeal again didn’t work. The 4-game suspension shall stand. Tom Brady will go winless in September and I get to make primo Janeane Garafolo jokes for a month. I’m pretty pumped. Sadly, those four weeks will probably[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
RIP Airship Elite Moneys. We hardly knew yee. The Defenders have regained an advantage over the Offenders. The Offenders still control most of the elite money surplus. The world has gone that way. Once, things were different. Quarterbacks weren’t so important.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I had someone request that I do a comic about QBs always licking their hands. It was an odd request and probably intended as a joke, but it got me thinking. I’ve never really thought about it before, but yeah,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So The Dolphins and the Texans more or less ended up swapping runningbacks. Lamar Miller is now the Texans presumed workhorse and Arian Foster is on the Dolphins. The Texans won that deal. If you listened to the latest podcast[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Rest in peace, Coach Green, you glorious man you. Dennis Green doesn’t get enough credit and never really did. Green was the second black coach in the NFL, ever, and he did wonderful things with the Minnesota Vikings organization. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…