Deflategate. Ballghazi. Ballmageddon. The Hindenball. The Ballston Massacre. Ball of Pigs. EBalla. Ballpox. The Ballbonic Plague. The uniBaller. Chernoball. The Assassination of Aballham Lincoln. EDIT I’ve re-read my own words a few times now and I want to take a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My official pick for winner of SB49 is Seattle. I just think they are going to win it. I think they have the right combination of stifling defense and ball control offense to make it work. The Hawks offense isn’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hahahahahahahahaha man, I underestimated the NFL. That’s a biggie. 4 game suspension – ooooh nice 2016 1st rounder – On par with Spygate, seems fair 2017 4th rounder – lol that’s kinda random (does Dr. Evil Impression) 1 MILLION DOLLARS[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This scandal is so fun. So many people angry at everything. Some level headed analysis, mostly drowned out by nonsense. Legions of people taking a giant dump all over Patriots fans regardless of any questionable evidence, and Patriots fans being[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I like Apple products (everything about them except the price) but Apple fanboys are the worst. I was reading my phone in a restaurant once and my waiter, who had the Apple logo TATTOOED on his wrist, started telling me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I remember my first thought when we got the first drop of this scandal. “The Colts are accusing the Pats of deflated balls, haha are you serious, what sore losers, this is a non story” I don’t think I ever[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hahahahaha I hope Deflategate never ends. I still remember when it first happened and all I gave it was a brief blurb saying “it’s probably nothing and it’ll blow over” and now it’s possibly the longest story ever. I wonder[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tom Brady’s attempt to appeal again didn’t work. The 4-game suspension shall stand. Tom Brady will go winless in September and I get to make primo Janeane Garafolo jokes for a month. I’m pretty pumped. Sadly, those four weeks will probably[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Patriots getting more Rings is certainly horrific ho ho ho ho *is pelted with tomatoes* Okay so maybe it’s 8 Days from when this comic goes live but deal with it or just read it tomorrow. The Patriots are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
