So I’ll come right out and say it: this might be the best uniform redesign since Nike took over! They look great! I have loved a couple of the new Nike uniforms (Seahawks and Vikings) and been bleh on most[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was not expecting two uniform reveals in a row so quickly like that. It was honestly pretty fun because of how differently they both approached the new look. The Bucs went full backpedal into nostalgic comfort and classic, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Damn you, Tannehill How dare you do this to me. You were supposed to be dead. Anyway we’re in superhero territory now. Bort and Flacco are also currently free agents, and I might have to figure out what to do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
To the guy who kept demanding I make XFL comics for a while there: how’s this for ya? I feel bad for the players, who deserved a chance to make their football dreams possible. I feel bad for all the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jeez the Nike designers are really going at it this month, and we still have the Chargers to go! Apparently the Patriots will also be making a slight tweak to end the Brady era, but from everything I’ve seen it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Roger Goodell is apparently announcing the picks from his basement? Since he’s a rich person it’ll probably look stylish and nice but there is a part of me that dreams of the fat dork loser Roger that could be doing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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The NFL draft happened! It was fine. It was honestly about as normal as I expected it to be. The league wasn’t going to let technical issues get in the way and likely spent a lot of time trying to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well at least now we know where Gronk’s loyalties truly lie: with Tommy, not Billy. I genuinely thought Gronk would stay retired. He has always been a smarter person than he appears to be. You’d expect the guy who seems[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When you want to make a Jameis Winston lasik joke but can’t be the 106,097,567 joke about him throwing the ball to the wrong team because he can’t see. No, that’s too easy. You gotta go with the classic rapist[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
