Roger Goodell Does The NFL Draft
Apr20
on April 20, 2020
at 12:01 am
Roger Goodell is apparently announcing the picks from his basement? Since he’s a rich person it’ll probably look stylish and nice but there is a part of me that dreams of the fat dork loser Roger that could be doing it instead.
I will be taking the rest of the week to finish up as many player cards as possible for the NFL draft cards this year, so hopefully tune into my social media later this week for some fun and I’ll probably get them uploaded here by the weekend.
I hope he walks down to the basement and they play audio of fans booing him just to make it sound authentic
If he greenlights that I will hate him a bit less
Agreed
yes
Lmao although he didn’t do that he said “keep the boos coming” at the end…good enough for me
I hope he walks down to the basement and they play audio of fans booing him just to make it sound authentic
There’s a Facebook event set up for fans to travel to Goodell’s some so that they can boo him. I shit you not 😀
Watch him turn it on the stream with complete silence, then push an obnoxiously large red button that makes a conststsnt booing sound.
Livewire was the one true Dew.
IS*** I bought some the other day
Really? I have not seen it in like 15 years. I’ll have to keep my eye out.
If I could (or knew) how to post a picture, I would. Sitting next to a 12 pack as I type
The tentacle poster in the background is a little disturbing.
No for Rog the Basement Troll. It fits.
Dave says he’s logging off to finish the draft cards, but really he just wants us to spend the entire week with the mental image of Roger Goodell watching tentacle porn
I bet that’s it! Who needs draft cards. Fat Devil Roger and some slimy tentacle porn for the win, eh
Just because he wears a suit doesn’t mean he’s not a fat dork loser. And though I generally respect authority figures, and would never promote name calling like that, let me just paraphrase the excellent Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz and say that the commissioner exhibits the behavior of a fat dork loser. He’s gotta be the worst commissioner in pro sports in my lifetime anyway.
Bettman managed to do a lot of the same things Goodell has to make himself look silly and personally alienate fans and players without growing the sport. At least Goodell has unprecedented success and relative labor peace to fall back on.
Yeah, Goodell may be a greedy bastard, but at least he doesn’t our right hate the people that give him money like Bettman hates Canada.
The bag says Cheetos but there are chips on the table…
i interpreted it as the shattered remains of his credibility but ymmv
Boy I hope someone gets fired for this blunder.
Did his horns get fatter too or is that just the different art style?
His basement won’t look as nice as the rest of his house which will kinda be the point.
Heard the Brady news?
I know someone else already mentioned this, but it just wouldn’t feel right if I didn’t also say this:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Takes the rest of the week off, and then Gronk comes out of retirement and gets traded to the Bucs. That’s gotta hurt.
How about the news that the Giants are possibly looking at QB’s (surely they’re really not) and that no one’s job is considered a sure thing?
Allow me to be the 100,000th person to say how he wish he coulda seen the look on Rodgers’ face when the Packers took a QB…
Dang! Or Carson Wentz, for that matter…..
[yesterday afternoon, conference call right before the draft]
GOODELL: alright folks, we’ve gone through the setup and checked everything for bugs, and it looks like all systems are go for the 2020 NFL draft. but before we begin, i want to remind everyone that Draw Play Dave is drawing draft cards for all the guys who will be drafted tonight, and one of our most cherished and noble traditions is picking as many guys as possible that he didn’t draw cards for. so, on your honor as general managers in the National Football League, who among you can swear that you will do all you can to accomplish this worthy goal?
MIKE MAYOCK: we will uphold this sacred tradition.
CHRIS GRIER: we must honor the code.
JOHN SCHNEIDER: honestly, it’s my favorite part of the draft.
Fucking Raiders and Seahawks man. Every year. And the Dolphins this year can eat shit