In extremely random news, Darren Waller has unretired. The Giants, who retained his rights after retirement, traded him and a 7th to Miami for a conditional 6th. This puts us into a fascinating theoretical world where the Giants could, by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for July, 2025
I was wondering what the level of drama would be after the draft nonsense died down and Shedeur simply went to work in Cleveland. It’s been quieter than I expected, to be honest. Especially since Shedeur hasn’t been invisible. He’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Who is the modern equivalent of Matt Hasselbeck? A decent but not spectacular above-average QB who found himself as the game manager of a well-put-together team that managed to compete for a while? My gut pointed to Kirk Cousins but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What’s the worst day you’ve ever had on the road? When I was in high school, me and my dad got trapped on the NY thruway for 3 hours because an overpass collapsed. It was awful. Sunday was my personal[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you are under the age 35, hell, maybe even under the age of 40, it might be strange to think about the Patriots as a nothingburger franchise. But that’s what the Patriots were for a long time. Before Bill[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a discussion on the Discord a few weeks back about bad calls. In the discourse of bad calls, there is one argument you will always see. “One call does not decide a game”. This is true! Spiritually and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you will indulge me in my one comic per year that has nothing to do with football. Got blindsided yesterday by the news that Damian Lillard is coming back to the Portland Trail Blazers! DAME TIME IS BACK BABY![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I feel like Pablo Torre took it personally when a few weeks ago I threw a few stray bullets at him for his TMZ style reporting of the Jordon Hudson situation. Since then he has essentially managed to out-do every[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic concept brought to you by longtime friend of the comic and now Patron of the comic, James Pogatshnik! Go listen to Norse Code. James brought to my attention the long and storied history of Vikings choosing to go[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not that I’m complaining about their suffering, but it must be deeply frustrating to be a Cowboys fan in the past decade plus. The Cowboys have not spent the last 25 years as a laughingstock bottom-feeder. They’ve occasionally had disaster[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…