What’s the weirdest trade in sports history? Is it the famous stupid trades like Herschel Walker or Ricky Williams? Is it the recent debacle that was Luka to the Lakers? Maybe you want to pull up a dark horse candidate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The year is 2025. I am nearing ever closer to my 40s. I have limited things I can do in a day, but a seemingly unlimited amount of things to do. The simple pleasures and time spent not suffering grow thinner[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For a long time I’ve always wondered what would happen if an NFL team decided to go all-in on a single draft position as an experiment. As in the team is mostly okay, but has a major position of weakness,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Great running back units get nicknames. Last year the combo of Jahmyr Gibbs and David Montgomery nicknamed themselves Sonic and Knuckles. It resulted in my favorite subtle running gag all year: announcers clearly not knowing who Knuckles is. Sometimes it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been thinking about adding a new section to the Chaometer report this season, the Vibe Check. The intention would be to see how good a team’s vibe is at the moment. Are they winning? Do they seem fun? Do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I recently found out former NFL coach Gary Kubiak has 3 sons. They all have short, single-syllable K names. Let’s just let that stew for a bit. Do I think Gary Kubiak named his kids in such a way as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am starting to become convinced that if you are a high level athlete who plays for a long time and makes a lot of money, you inevitably turn into a batman supervillian who starts getting into really weird health[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Russell Wilson threw a perfect moonball against the Jets and for a brief second, I was happy. I know it’s too much to ask to be happy with that all year, but if I can see that a couple times[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Preseason is such a tease. It looks like football. It feels like football. It sounds like football. It smells like football. It tastes like football. But it’s not quite football. It’s the football you have at home. You see guys you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know how a week ago I went and claimed the Dolphins had the worst vibes entering the 2025 season? I would like to amend my opinion. It’s the Colts. Jim Irsay is dead. The Colts went and signed Daniel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
