Whelp, I had no idea this was in the works, and I’m not the biggest fan. The NFL has officially come up with a new uniform gimmick. RIVALRIES. It’s…meh. Before I go into critique on the individual uniforms, I want[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WE ARE BACK, BABY. OUR NATIONAL DISTRACTION HAS RETURNED! GIVE ME THAT DOPAMINE! To start this season off, I wanted to do a Chaos Prediction report! THE YEAR IN CHAOS –I think this season will be just as chaotic as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
All things considered, a pretty mild week 1 for me. Week 1 had a tendency to be very stupid and produce a lot of nonsense, but for the most part this week was pretty on-point. The only real surprise was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –Welcome back, football. I missed you so much. Maybe not my own team, but the sport itself. You know who didn’t want football to come back? The weather. We had a full hat trick of lightning[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When I was a kid on the playground after school, back in the prehistoric times before the internet and phones, I was like every other gross gradeschool boy. I hocked them loogies. Me and my circle of friends all had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every time I feel like I’m running out of ways to use this joke template I get reminded of another one. A trend that I was genuinely unaware of reared its ugly head on Sunday Night. The Ravens, under John[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Writing this I still have 2 games left that could go wrong, but I’m off to a pretty solid start this season. Bad news for you! I have already drawn the Colts twice do I need to start picking them[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –After last week was pretty evenly spread across the board for chaos, this week was very polarizing. Games were either jam-packed masterpieces or complete duds. On the whole though, I would call this week very entertaining,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Have you ever seen Jim Harbaugh’s little pre-game ritual with his QB? He likes to smack them. He loves to hit them. This isn’t new, I remember him doing it to Kaepernick and Alex Smith too. He just loves hitting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Turf Toe is a shockingly bad injury, considering the nickname. If you weren’t aware of what it actually is, it’s a sprain/tear of your big toe ligaments. Makes it really hard to walk. Or pivot. Or do stuff with that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
