I can’t believe the Bengals did it. I thought the Bengals were going to get annihilated. I thought they’d lose to the Raiders but I knew they had a chance. I thought they’d lose to the Titans but knew they also had a chance there. I did not think they stood a chance against the red-hot Chiefs. For most of two quarters, that feeling was exactly on point. When the Chiefs went up 21-3 it just felt over. But it wasn’t. The quick Bengals score and then terrible Chiefs play before halftime to go down 11 was huge. That play appeared to break something in Kansas City. The Chiefs were garbage after that stop. They came out looking horrible and the Bengals wormed their way back into it. When the coin flip once more went in KC’s favor, I lost hope again. Surely now we have to deal with another one of these. But no. The Bengals did it. They did it. The Bengals hadn’t won a playoff game in 30 years just a few weeks ago and now they are in the fucking Super Bowl. Holy Shit.

I never had much faith in the Bengals all year. They weren’t supposed to do this. I was happy to see them succeed, don’t get me wrong, but this far? They don’t have an o-line! They needed a few more years in the over before this was possible! If you told me in august an AFCN team would go to the super bowl, the Bengals literally would have been my 4th choice. I am astounded by this team and incredibly happy for them. Plus, they are chaos as fuck. My bois.

The Rams/49ers game was about as tight as I expected it to be, just with the opposite team winning than the one I expected. The Rams felt like they were trying to lose that game. They were probably the more talented team and the 49ers were on the ropes the whole time, but the Rams just kept kicking themselves in the dick. The missed field goal. The redzone pick. The two stupid challenges by McVay leaving the team with zero timeouts halfway through the 4th quarter. The Rams wanted to lose but didn’t. Jimmy G was a big discussion topic this week as the lightning rod between the “QB WINS” crowd and the “people with eyes” crowd. Wins are not a QB stat. Anyone with eyes could tell you that the 49ers were not here because of Jimmy. He wasn’t a bad QB, but he wasn’t the reason they were winning. I felt bad for the poor guy on that final play. He’s not a bad dude and he can manage a game, but he’s not turning into Tom Brady. He will make the Colts or Steelers very happy next year until they get knocked out of the wildcard.

So here we have it. Bengals/Rams. As a neutral fan…I’m thrilled. I like both teams. I am perfectly happy with either outcome. Either Joe Burrow and the Bengals give the city of Cincinnati a cathartic win or Matthew Stafford gets one. I’m going to root for the Bengals no question, but if the Rams win, I’ll be happy for them. Donald needs a ring. Stafford needs a ring. Kupp is amazing. Hell I’m even happy for OBJ. He’s been a big part of this Rams run, disappointing the haters everywhere. Would also be great to see Andrew Whitworth get a ring.

As a quick aside, as a Giants fan, I now have to watch Eli Apple cover OBJ in the Super Bowl. Motherfuckers.

I think the Rams have the edge here because their defensive line matches up perfectly with the Bengals biggest weakness. But I’m through counting the Bengals out. This team can score with anyone. They find ways to do it. The Rams did not play to their potential on Sunday and they don’t scare me. So, as an early pick, I pick the Rams to win, but I have hope.

HERE ARE THE TWO PICS!

If the Rams win, I will draw a crying Matthew Stafford being carried to the top of the mountain by his teammates, as rams

If the Bengals win, I will draw Joe Burrow, sitting up top a Skyline Chili sign, admiring the sunset over Cincinnati.