Football Bigfoot
One day, I was in a grocery store, buying some frozen pizza because my girlfriend was out of town and I have no shame. I was in the aisle when I glance down to the other end, and there he was. A man wearing a Chris Johnson jersey. A Titans fan. In the wild. I couldn’t believe it. It was just a glimpse as he passed by the aisle, but I took off after him. I ran down the aisle but by the time I had reached the end, he was gone. I ran from aisle to aisle, trying to see where he went. I went up to an employee. I told him if he had seen the guy in the Titans jersey. He laughed at me. I asked again and he pulled out his phone and called the manager. They had to subdue me, and when I asked again they remarked that I must have been on drugs and ran a test. As I sat in the office, I saw out the window to the street, and there he was. Getting into his nondescript Ford. I jumped, I screamed, but when the employees looked it was too late, he was gone. I was released hours later when the drug test cleared.
Have you ever seen a Titans fan? What is your story?
Edit: fixed boneheaded use of wrong word
I saw a guy in NJ wearing a Sam Bradford jersey once.
Also, First. Clarificator can fuck off.
(not really, he’s cool, just making fun of how he always seems to be the first comment on Dave’s strips)
Sir, you have sullied my honor. I shall see you on th dueling fields.
You’ll probably win because I’m generally not up at 3AM when these things are posted, except this one time.
3am? but the post goes live at 12am.
/timezonejoke
That’s because I live on the east coast, like normal people.
#NJDouchebag
I remember i was working on a patient with heartburn and I was asking him about hobbies that may cause heart problems (amusement park rides, sexual activity, horror movie interest). He told me he gets excited when he watches football. As I was shifting through his papers, I asked him what was his team. He only uttered three words, but as vivid as the scent of hope in an April morning.
“I’m a Titans fan”.
When I turned back to look at him, he was gone.
FOUR GOD DAMMIT
Was about to say…
I believe it was pronounced as such… “I’ma Titans fan”
Let me guess…
You’re not a real doctor.
I work with one.
He’s the guy that got me into football.
I don’t even live in America.
I live on the Isle of Man.
Go figure.
No wonder we haven’t seen them, they’re apparently all on the Isle of Man.
Well, that’s what always happens. Look at the Kakapo for example. Endangered species are kept on remote islands where they have no natural enemies for protection.
Several Titans fans abducted me into their flying ship.
And a while after that happened, I visited Scotland and saw a Titans fan swimming in a lake.
We’re rare outside of Tennessee, but we are out here. We just haven’t had much lately to be happy about.
I saw one once, on a tropical aisle.
nice word play, I don’t think anyone has caught this
I’m a die hard Saints fan. Have been my whole life. During their down years I decided to adopt a second team, preferably an AFC team. I struggled liking any team other than the Saints but in 1999, when the Titans became the Titans, I settled on them. That was a good season to pick and it felt like I was a bandwagon fan at first, but I’ve been a fan of them ever since. I even have a custom jersey with my name on the back. The Saints are my team. But I’ll always remember the Titans.
Live in Redskins territory. One of the technicians at my dealer is a Titans fan. No longer works here though. He was the kind of fan that wasn’t “true” I guess. Didn’t watch the games unless they were televised (so one or two a year) and knew maybe 8 players on the team and nothing else.
No, never seen a Titans fan. But as I was in Wembley last year for the Vikings/Steelers game, in the stadium was a lone Browns fan. It was so shocking. I didn’t know whether to say “I’m so sorry” or say “can I have a picture”.
Just to add, I saw a dude in a Titans jersey once, I asked him if he followed the Titans, he said “what?” So I asked him if he followed NFL and he said “what’s that?”
I then came to the conclusion that he had no idea what the hell he was wearing. He just wore it cause he thought it looked good.
Was he wearing a jersey? If so, what #? Just curious…
The Browns fan, I mean :p
Yeah he was-he was wearing a Brandon Weeden 3 jersey.
isle
an island or peninsula, especially a small one.
“Crusoe’s fabled isle”
aisle
a passage between rows of seats in a building such as a church or theater, an airplane, or a train.
“the musical had the audience dancing in the aisles”
Goddamnit I always mess up something
Shut up you grammar nazi. You don’t have to point out every single mistakes. (Kicks the person out of the website)
Shut up (missing comma) you grammar nazi. You don’t have to point out every single mistakes. (improper use of a plural) (Kicks the person out of the website (missing period at end of sentence))
Some people care about speaking properly. Obviously you do not.
I have corrected your comment for you. Read a book other than online comic strips once in awhile.
Shut up, you grammar Nazi. you don’t have to point out every single mistake. (Kicks the person out of the website.)
You*
You dummy.
(sentence fragment)
I saw a guy at the SF/ATL NFCCG wearing a Rams Jim Everett jersey.
I’m actually close friends with a real titans fan! He’s from Tennessee, but even he says he knows very few titans fans
What if I told you… I know a Titans fan in France.
The thing is, I feel like I’ve seen Titans fans around but I can’t quite place the time or place…though, I do recall that Chris Johnson jerseys were selling like hot cakes during his one epic season. So I probably just saw a bunch of CJ2K and not necessarily Titans’ fans.
I know one. Me and Hayama always lament our respective seasons over a pint every MinamiCon.
There are like 3 of them on SA. I suspect that they’re actually advanced AI.
Dave, don’t be ridiculous. We all know Titans fans aren’t really. C’mon man.
Titans fans are a conspiracy designed by the country music industry to further the dominance of Nashville.
Wait….THEY EXIST! So they aren’t made up mythical creates that Madden created to fill the Titan’s stadium with?!
whoa there don’t be too loud titans fans are said to fart clouds of barbeque sauce to cover their escape
With all due disrespect, but I think this was supposed to a Jaguars fan. Fans of the Titans or BESFs as we Texans fans refer to them (short for Baby Eating Sister Fuckers) exist as they annoy us to no end.
Just to clarify this, at this point, we have seen no evidence that more than one Jaguars fan actually exist. I believe their fans are nothing but holographic images
I once saw a man wearing a Jake Locker jersey.
He then looked at me and disappeared in an instant.
Tennessee is basically the island of Monsters. Every once in awhile we escape and wonder of into the rest of America but much like our presence in the AFC South we leave people thinking were we ever really there at all?
There’s a Titans fan you can see in the stands when Piazza comes out for his HR ovation on 09/21/01.
My best friend is a Titans fan. Has been since the Oilers moved to Tennessee.