It is now mandatory to put ketchup on all meat in Kansas City. Sorry, that’s just how it works now. (As a Carolina BBQ stan, I’m sorry but hahahahaha) THE CHIEFS DID IT! THEY DID IT! I am so happy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for February, 2020
So the XFL starts tomorrow! Are you ready to play the game of “Oh hey, I remember him!”? This year we might even be remembering these guys from the AAF! If that surprised you don’t worry, it surprised me too.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One of these days the people who say this are going to be right, but it’s far more likely they won’t be and we should stop predicting a dynasty before it exists. I get why this happens every time a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The QB world is gonna look really weird next season. The famous ’04 class is now 1/3rd retired, 1/3rd a free agent, and 1/3rd a fat rapist who might still retire but probably not yet. Rivers, Mariota, Jameis, Brees, Brady,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve hit that time of year before free agency where I can start hitting on things that the playoffs prevented me from getting to when they happened. BACKLOG TIME! Lets start with the coaching search and the hilarious fate of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Even as a football it feels necessary to laugh at the Astros and preserve that laughter in my archive so here we go. Baseball safe space post. Talk about the baseballs!
Ugh so this stupid thing won’t die and has now turned into a he said/he said fight about whether or not Rudolph called Garrett a slur. Presumably the slur we all think he used. Though it would be kind of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just my little tribute to the greatest tweet of all time. "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob — Sir Reddit (@dril) November 11, 2011 Yes I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Won’t someone think about poor Mitch? I do genuinely feel bad for Mitch “kissin titties” Trubisky. He was basically the poster boy easy dunk for bad QB this past season and didn’t take the leap forward that he needed to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
157 pounds of weed! 157 pounds! I have many adult friends who weigh less than what Greg Robinson was transporting in those duffel bags. Hell, that’s actually 75% of my own weight, in weed. Damn son, where were you going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…