Week 1 Cartoon Bets!
We’ve gotten our first week in the bag! A solid, normal start for me. I never thought I’d see a Jets and Giants win on the same day ever again.
THE REST OF WEEK 1’s CARTOONS AVAILABLE ON PATREON!
First up, as above, the Rams ate shit, and should maybe consider flying in a week before next time.
The Jets won! Maybe a team filling out their coaching ranks with Giants and Jets failures was a bad idea!
The Giants won! Maybe the Cowboys defense should try existing!
The Cardinals won! Maybe the Chargers are just straight up cursed!
The Bills won! Maybe the Texans defense has been hit by THE REGRESSION BUG!
And my first real problem of the year. Since I’m drawing all of these now, I have to draw them earlier in the week to allow myself time. This unfortunately means a bet can instantly date itself and I can’t do anything about it if I’m not in position to do so (I was not this week, as I am dog sitting at a friend’s house). So when Kyler died, the Vikings bet no longer made sense, but we have to roll with it. Here ya go. Rest up little guy.
Oh Boncos. You Bonc’d it so hard.
Sheesh, what a Packers collapse. LaFleur shoulda been fired after last year
It was pretty freaking awesome, wasn’t it?
Is the Jets one an homage to Robert Munsch?
Dave, did you do something different with the line work on the Jets/Titans picture? It looks thicker. I like it.
Great to see the Giants and Jets win week 1. Those DPI calls drove me nuts last night and were most of Dallas’s offense
“insider” tip (I’m not connected to the franchise in any way, it just should be completely obvious by now) betting against the browns will be the safe way to go for the whole season; they might blind squirrel out a win or two, but I highly doubt it
The Rams are a buzzsaw and nothing can stop them from winning the super bowl…
Except braindead logistics
Whoops didn’t mean to put this here
The Rams are a buzzsaw and nothing can stop them from winning the super bowl…
Except braindead logistics
Fun fact; the last time the Jets won their season opener was 2015 which was coincidentally also the last time they finished with a positive record (10-6)
They won the season opener in 2023, when Aaron Rodgers did the funny and Zach Wilson smoked the Bills