We’ve gotten our first week in the bag! A solid, normal start for me. I never thought I’d see a Jets and Giants win on the same day ever again.

[Space saved for Patreon link to the rest of the cartoons once Tuesday’s post goes live]

First up, as above, the Rams ate shit, and should maybe consider flying in a week before next time.

The Jets won! Maybe a team filling out their coaching ranks with Giants and Jets failures was a bad idea!


The Giants won! Maybe the Cowboys defense should try existing!

The Cardinals won! Maybe the Chargers are just straight up cursed!


The Bills won! Maybe the Texans defense has been hit by THE REGRESSION BUG!

And my first real problem of the year. Since I’m drawing all of these now, I have to draw them earlier in the week to allow myself time. This unfortunately means a bet can instantly date itself and I can’t do anything about it if I’m not in position to do so (I was not this week, as I am dog sitting at a friend’s house). So when Kyler died, the Vikings bet no longer made sense, but we have to roll with it. Here ya go. Rest up little guy.