THE DOLPHINS HAVE WON A FOOTBALL GAME! The 2019 Jets, astronomical failures that they are, outside somehow embarrassing the Cowboys, have become possibly the only victim of a team trying to lose. The Phins have traded away basically everyone of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for November, 2019
RIP Browns hype. You were refreshing and not meant for this world. It was nice to see Browns fans act like assholes for a while there. They surely deserve the chance to laud success over everyone. But life isn’t fair,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, I realize this is the same joke as Monday’s comic, but I came up with it right after I posted it and I was kicking myself because this seemed so much better. Better ghost reference, dumber (in the funnier[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Now THAT’S a quality comic title. Maybe I should make all my Monday comics into “bets” like this and the Chargers/Titans one. Makes it easier to know what to start working on for Sunday since apparently I get them wrong[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every year there are at least a few ad campaigns that are immediately irritating and played out by week 2. It is one of the obnoxious traditions of football that has only gotten worse as we’ve gotten more ad time.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
GIANTS BYE WEEK MIDSEASON REPORT CARD TIME! Dear readers. Thank you for taking the time to come to your Fan-Team conference. We understand you’ve been a little concerned with your team’s grades this year. Well, we are happy to discuss[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well that game was a total disaster! Only the damn Browns could earn their best divisional win in years and still somehow come out of it as losers. Way to blow it for everyone with 8 seconds left, Myles Garrett.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I made this comic in the 2017 offseason and 2 years later, it still works. Obviously later that season Nelson Agholor seemed like he got his act together and the Eagles actually did go on a run and win it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So this was originally going to be comic #1000. I’ve been trying to come up with my plan for that one for a month now, and the black cat comic idea I had (signing with the Skins and getting pissed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Matt Schaub finally got his man. The first comic I ever made was for the Something Awful football forum in early March 2012. That was where they stayed for several months, when I was doing roughly one per week. At[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…