Jim Irsay tweeted a vagina (Don’t view that link at work) and then pulled out the classic “I got hacked!” defense. Hacked, he says. Jim Irsay got hacked. I mean, I guess it could have actually been a hacking. Does anyone really think Jim[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for July, 2017
We’ve had a lot of international discussion in the comic recently. That can all go go hell. AMERICA HOO RAH HELL YEAH LETS BLOW THINGS UP On this day, 2 years ago, JPP’s fingers got tired of being oppressed by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Are you ready for the Unsexy Rexy to spit hot fire? I like big toes and I can not lie My twin brother won’t deny When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And her ankles in yo face[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
On July 7th, 2015, on a whim I decided to draw Eli with a rocket pop on a comic about JPP blowing his hand off. I’m not sure why, to this day. Just kinda happened. It just sorta fit. Been[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
MONEY PLOT TWIST! So last week I was browsing NBA news and I saw the reports of James Harden’s new contract. James Harden is going to make over 200 million dollars. Steph Curry also just got paid similar dough. Suddenly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It recently came out that Dak Prescott had some autographs signed by a machine or something? I guess? I say we ban him from the NFL. This is an incredible blemish on the NFL, that the new star leader of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Peyton Manning hosted the ESPYs the other night. You know, that awards show that doesn’t matter in the slightest but is usually good for a few laughs. He was…eh. I don’t know if that’s really where Peyton belongs as a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m excited to see all the reports that are going to come out of this Gettleman situation, because whooooooo-eeee! That was unexpected! Panthers have had a lot of success under Dave Gettleman. They went from occasional upstarts to consistent successes,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Smell that? It’s kind of a funky smell. It’s hard to sense, and in passing you might not even realize it’s there. But the closer you get, the more pronounced the smell is. The smell is scumbag, and the closer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Never thought I’d be making a comic about OJ “The Juice” Simpson in 2017. Not even as a “strapped for material” type desperation comic. This was actual legit news. OJ Simpson got parole. He’ll be a free man as early[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…