Archive for August, 2014
It’s been too long since we stopped in on Joe Flacco, goober extraordinaire and his fort of elite moneys. Andy Dalton got hella paid. Lots of people were dissing the Bengals for it, but the contract turned out nicely and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have nothing against the Falcons, but man, I just don’t find them interesting in the slightest. I’m even in a debate with a fellow sports humor writer over who the most Nilla Wafer QB is, and my pick is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am a man who loves a bad pun, but I am dreading the first big Clowney sack this year, because you just know this joke is coming, and oh man, it’s going to be awful. And I’ll probably still[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“uh oh, Dave’s ranting about fantasy again” Damn right I am. Fantasy is back and many drafts are happening right now which means these folks are coming back out of the woodwork from the offseason because now they have a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The instant I saw Johnny flip the bird last night I knew we were in for a rough week of Johnny Football. So lets start this week off right, with what is becoming a weekly joke, Johnny & the King.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One day, I was in a grocery store, buying some frozen pizza because my girlfriend was out of town and I have no shame. I was in the aisle when I glance down to the other end, and there he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is ridiculous. I hated Illegal Contact before this season. Always thought it was a lame penalty, but it didn’t get called that often. Now it’s the worst, just the worst. I realize the Seahawks found a way to exploit[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bradford’s career is crazy. He got so much money when he was drafted that he helped change rookie contracts forever. He’s also never seemed to have a fair chance. If he wasn’t hurt (like his final college year, and like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…