How long till Manziel and LeBron get caught in leaked photos from the same party and the entire sports media world crumbles in a fiery explosion after falling over each other to write terrible garbage character assassination/white knighting clickbait? I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This might turn into my next Ringless Rivers type comic series. Hopefully Manziel makes an impact and we can keep this going. Also, unrelated, I made every NFL team into a Superhero!
The instant I saw Johnny flip the bird last night I knew we were in for a rough week of Johnny Football. So lets start this week off right, with what is becoming a weekly joke, Johnny & the King.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
YOU MANIACS YOU CUT HIM. HE WAS ON YOUR TEAM AND YOU CUT HIM. THERE WAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR COMEDY AND YOU CUT HIM. DAMN YOU DAMN YOU BROWNS TO HELL this is why you can’t have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
First off, Congrats to the Golden State Warriors for winning the NBA championship. A hell of a team and a hell of a season, and a long time in waiting for Oakland. I was rooting for the Cavs, mostly because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So last Friday I had some friends in town and we went on a nice hike up a nearby mountain called Dog Mountain in the Columbia River Gorge about an hour east of Portland. Those of you from the area[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s beautiful. What else is there to say? We just witnessed Cleveland win a sports championship. I legitimately never thought I’d see the day it happened. But we did it. We witnessed the impossible. It wasn’t the Browns, no, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I find it really funny that both Steph Curry and Cam Newton were both chokers and lost in spectacular fashion in their respective championships. In late 2015 a big deal was being made about how the two of them are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man I expected LeBron to go to LA but it’s still a bummer. It’s stupid that the Lakers can suck and be terrible, walk into a pitch meeting to a free agent and go “Los Angeles, eh?” and land huge[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
